The Random Thought Megathread

[Son of Wobble]

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On behalf of Alabama Bloggers, I am honored to present to you:

 

[5StringBlues]

On behalf of Alabama Bloggers, I am honored to present to you:

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Well, since it's Alabama.............

 

[S-Bigbottom]

Joined 2 dating sites. Why TF do I have to pay to see who “likes” me? It just defeats the whole purpose.

You gotta pay to play.
Now ante up before your cards are dealt or there is no poker for you.

 

[5StringBlues]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck were on 'ludes?

 

[S-Bigbottom]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck were on 'ludes?

About a chuck fiddy.

 

[5StringBlues]

wakka wakka wakka!

 

[mrjim123]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck were on 'ludes?

 

[Fat Freddy]

About a chuck fiddy.

I'll go a buck fiddy tree...

 

[Captain Chaos]

As I said earlier, I joined 2 dating websites...

I got matched with an ex coworker of mine. Said website won’t let me send messages but I remember her name and that was probably a year and a half ago since I last saw her, I facebooked her and sent her a message. That chick denied working there. ***? then how do I know your last name from? so weird.

 

[S-Bigbottom]

That chick denied working there. ***? then how do I know your last name from? so weird.

Female translation:
EWWWW!
Not you!
Go away!

Then she messaged a friend saying, "That dude I told you about at my last job, he just messaged me."

 

[PillO]

As I said earlier, I joined 2 dating websites...

I got matched with an ex coworker of mine. Said website won’t let me send messages but I remember her name and that was probably a year and a half ago since I last saw her, I facebooked her and sent her a message. That chick denied working there. ***? then how do I know your last name from? so weird.

Female translation:
EWWWW!
Not you!
Go away!

Then she messaged a friend saying, "That dude I told you about at my last job, he just messaged me."

Just curious... You got a collection of restraining orders?

 

[Captain Chaos]

Just curious... You got a collection of restraining orders?

I don’t.

 

[Son of Wobble]

Female translation:
EWWWW!
Not you!
Go away!

Then she messaged a friend saying, "That dude I told you about at my last job, he just messaged me."

On behalf of Idaho, I am proud to present to you:

 

[PillO]

I don’t.

No time like the present to get started!

 

[PillO]

No time like the present to get started!

Such a fine line between showing interest and stalking...

 

[5StringBlues]

Idaho

Hedapimp?

 

[Fat Freddy]

I don’t.

Yet...

 

[S-Bigbottom]

On behalf of Idaho, I am proud to present to you:

 

[zontar]

You're gonna wind up workin' in a gas station.
Wind up workin' in a gas station.
Wind up workin' in a gas station.
Wind up workin' in a gas station.
Pumpin' the gas every night.
Pumpin' the gas every night.
Wind up workin' in a gas station.
Wind up workin' in a gas station.
Pumpin' the gas every night.
Pumpin' the gas every night.
Wind up workin' in a gas station.
Wind up workin' in a gas station.

Show me your thumb if you're dumb.

 

[zontar]

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Charles Fleischer is a stud?