The Random Thought Megathread

[shadowtippy]

So, in this jar I have are all the opinions that folks have contributed (using that term loosely) to TB (and it's a pretty friggin' big jar) - any guess as to the number? Winner gets a free air (bass) guitar.

I wonder if someone could write some software to scan the board and count them? Man has made an attempt at counting the number of atoms in the universe, so why not opinions on TB??

Raz

Would I be correct assuming this is neither true/false nor multiple choice?

 

[ZenG]

 

[PWRL]

I've got a secret, I've been hiding, under my skin.

 

[FingerDub]

Serious question here. Do you think dogs miss their balls after they get spayed? Like occasionally, when they are licking down there, they say to themselves, "I wish I still had my balls?"

 

[catcauphonic]

Serious question here. Do you think dogs miss their balls after they get spayed? Like occasionally, when they are licking down there, they say to themselves, "I wish I still had my balls?"

If they're neutered as they should when they're younger, i don't know that they can pinpoint what's missing besides a little bit of their mojo

 

[zontar]

Hello There !!!!!

 

[Imaginary Pony]

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When dogs get hold of gret big pieces of wood like that, the always seem so damn happy. Their joy is catching, because almost everyone who sees dogs like that seems to smile , laugh and generally feel better.
What I'd love to know is
Why are those dogs so happy?
What on earth do they think they are going to do with a great big lump of wood which they can hardly carry?

 

[Imaginary Pony]

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What is really sad here is that they may well be texting each other. I know I've seen two of my younger colleagues texting each other from dining tables that were about a meter apart.

 

[Tom Bomb]

Hampered Headline:

Tell the wife, "Invalid Link Removed", watch for flying objects.
"Duck and cover", experts advise​

 

[hondo4life]

Serious question here. Do you think dogs miss their balls after they get spayed? Like occasionally, when they are licking down there, they say to themselves, "I wish I still had my balls?"

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[Gravedigger Dav]

Then why does that guy look like he just smelled a fart?

I'm turning off the computer and going home, now. I need a nice hot bowl of TNC to make me feel better.

 

[PillO]

 

[Gravedigger Dav]

When dogs get hold of gret big pieces of wood like that, the always seem so damn happy. Their joy is catching, because almost everyone who sees dogs like that seems to smile , laugh and generally feel better.
What I'd love to know is
Why are those dogs so happy?
What on earth do they think they are going to do with a great big lump of wood which they can hardly carry?

What on earth are you going to do with that great big lump of wood you can hardly handle? Why does it make you so happy?

It's like NSD for a dog.
new stick day.

 

[D M C]

13 more messages...

 

[Fat Freddy]

13 more massages...

Fixed that for you.....

 

[S-Bigbottom]

Do you think dogs miss their balls after they get spayed? Like occasionally, when they are licking down there, they say to themselves, "I wish I still had my balls?"

Nope.
This is only a thought by some human Males that think Balls mean something. They do not.
Unless they are on a truck.

 

[Tom Bomb]

Bollocks. Random, not ramdom. It's a dog's life

 

[ZenG]

When dogs get hold of gret big pieces of wood like that, the always seem so damn happy. Their joy is catching, because almost everyone who sees dogs like that seems to smile , laugh and generally feel better.
What I'd love to know is
Why are those dogs so happy?
What on earth do they think they are going to do with a great big lump of wood which they can hardly carry?

It's a 'logger' dog.
They are trained to haul freshly cut lumber.
Used widely up here in the Pacific NorthWest, although they are all 'non union'.

 

[Tom Bomb]

Hampered Headline:

Can pop-up 'repair cafes' solve growing waste levels? High Society too wasted - 'No comprendo.'

 

[FingerDub]

Go to O'Riley Auto parts website and enter "121G" into search.