The Random Thought Megathread

[Gorn]

But what if she's FINE! Does she get a pass?

Well yeah. Duh. But this one isn't.

 

[Jay2U]

But what if she's FINE! Does she get a pass?

This is so suspicious. I bet she's right behind you...

 

[ZenG]

 

[Gazman]

To me, Stonehenge rhymes with Orange...those Druids were bad ass rappers.

 

[twinjet]

Apple iPhones are not fun to use.

 

[Atshen]

I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble...

 

[FilterFunk]

I kind of miss my old flip phone...

 

[ZenG]

My flipflops tend to flopflip...

 

[S-Bigbottom]

 

[slobake]

Must have stopped for take out

 

[Tom Bomb]

The Rancid Walnut Emporium is no place to shop, sucker. Anyway, raw macadamias are the way to go, to be honest.

 

[PWRL]

I bought my first pair of cargo pants. I've owned cargo shorts, but never cargo pants. I like pants.

 

[zontar]

I bend strings while playing chords--when it fits--and with some chords & some songs--it does.

 

[D M C]

My wife tells me that I leave the bathroom uninhabitable. Seems fine to me.

 

[zontar]

Shoulder--frozen shoulder--ever have it? Not fun.

 

[Fat Freddy]

Shoulder--frozen shoulder--ever have it? Not fun.

I always defrost my shoulder before cooking....Just saying....

 

[zontar]

Wolfgang von Strucker (Earth-616)

 

[S-Bigbottom]

I wonder what a shoulder holder for a bolder would look like?

 

[Fat Freddy]

I wonder what a shoulder holder for a bolder would look like?

A bra?....

 

[S-Bigbottom]

A bra?....

Sorry.
We were looking for an Ikea Shopping Bag.

Or, my Mother In-law's purse would also have been acceptable.