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The Random Thought Megathread

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****WOBBLE ENGAGEMENT UPDATE*****

So I met with the fiancee's pastor for the "engagement interview" and I knew something was up from the first look he gave me upon arrival....Much flopsweat... As soon as we were under cone of silence, he says, "Look, you're the four chappie she's dragged in here in the last six months, look more closely into her eyes and see the pinwheels turning, I counsel you to run, Son."

So...Guess I'm single!
You can run?....:wideyed:
 
Is the nutritionist single?

Here's a pic from when she was on the TV, you can see she's a bit thick for a nutritionist, but that's also because she's a plus size advocate. Hard to piece together an income these days.... Specially when you eat as much as she prolly does.
Actually, the cost of keeping her is my main concern now that you planted the thought.... I had a chubby GF who set me back $80 a day in diner food, and that was 90s dollars. Anorexia is a horrible affliction, obviously, but if managed properly, much easier on a a suitor's wallet

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Any of you guys want to join my movement to call out Metallica for cultural appropriation?
Just start listing their album titles, it will come to you
Puppets have been deeply hurt by them for years. :crying:

Though Ride The Lightning is an anthem to us light socket lickers. :woot:
Though I think some in the correctional facility may disagree. :bored:
 
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