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The Random Thought Megathread

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On the romance front, I have decided to go large or go home on the matchmaking.

I hired the best. Luckily, I meet her requirements for showing a net value of $1M on tax returns and other documents proving I am the real mccoy.

My tax return is in for audit but as soon as that's done, I'm releasing it to her....

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speaking of "Santa," I used to have a red t-shirt and one year walking laps around the elementary school near me, these little ruffians followed me along the chain link fence, trolling me with their Christmas Wish Lists.
I threw out the red shirt!

I would cut the beard, but there are lots of nodes, nodules, warts and such under there I'm afraid of slicing off with the Pen Gillette.
 
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