The Random Thought Megathread

[PillO]

"Evvvvvr'ybody Wing Tong tonight!"

I thought the lyric was:
Every body have fun tonight,
Everybody fling dung tonight.

Or have I been doing it wrong?

 

[PillO]

Wang Dang, Sweet Wu Tang...

 

[5StringBlues]

 

[mrjim123]

 

[Son of Wobble]

Owwwwwww

 

[5StringBlues]

While Fat Freddy's away, we've replaced his regular coffee with Folgers Crystals, Will he notice?



Let's watch!

 

[mrjim123]

While Fat Freddy's away, we've replaced his regular coffee with Folgers Crystals, Will he notice?



Let's watch!

Stay tuned! In next week's episode we put itch powder in his kitty litter!

 

[notJaco]

Isn't that what your wife always tells her friends about you?

I never gave it much thought but now that you mention it...

 

[Captain Chaos]

Am I an *******? My mom's birthday was on Father’s Day and I told my boss I wanted to have the day off a month and a half in advance. I told him I’d be out of town several times. When I first mentioned it face to face he didn’t say anything so I assumed everything was alright, including text messages that went unanswered. A week before Mother’s Day when I reminded him that I would be out of town, he threw a fit and scheduled me to work. Went out of town and I tried explaining him the situation but he didn’t let me finish and hung up. I only worked there 1 day a week but I feel he was really unprofessional.

 

[charlie monroe]

Am I an *******? My mom's birthday was on Father’s Day and I told my boss I wanted to have the day off a month and a half in advance. I told him I’d be out of town several times. When I first mentioned it face to face he didn’t say anything so I assumed everything was alright, including text messages that went unanswered. A week before Mother’s Day when I reminded him that I would be out of town, he threw a fit and scheduled me to work. Went out of town and I tried explaining him the situation but he didn’t let me finish and hung up. I only worked there 1 day a week but I feel he was really unprofessional.

That's weak.

 

[shadowtippy]

Am I an *******? My mom's birthday was on Father’s Day and I told my boss I wanted to have the day off a month and a half in advance. I told him I’d be out of town several times. When I first mentioned it face to face he didn’t say anything so I assumed everything was alright, including text messages that went unanswered. A week before Mother’s Day when I reminded him that I would be out of town, he threw a fit and scheduled me to work. Went out of town and I tried explaining him the situation but he didn’t let me finish and hung up. I only worked there 1 day a week but I feel he was really unprofessional.

You are a day laborer?

 

[Son of Wobble]

Am I an *******? My mom's birthday was on Father’s Day and I told my boss I wanted to have the day off a month and a half in advance. I told him I’d be out of town several times. When I first mentioned it face to face he didn’t say anything so I assumed everything was alright, including text messages that went unanswered. A week before Mother’s Day when I reminded him that I would be out of town, he threw a fit and scheduled me to work. Went out of town and I tried explaining him the situation but he didn’t let me finish and hung up. I only worked there 1 day a week but I feel he was really unprofessional.

you've certainly come to the right thread to get sympathy for all matters regarding mother. We have a resident specialist in Fat Freddy, who can counsel you as soon as he returns.
Remember, M is for the many things she gave us

 

[Captain Chaos]

You are a day laborer?

No.

 

[PillO]

Am I an *******? My mom's birthday was on Father’s Day and I told my boss I wanted to have the day off a month and a half in advance. I told him I’d be out of town several times. When I first mentioned it face to face he didn’t say anything so I assumed everything was alright, including text messages that went unanswered. A week before Mother’s Day when I reminded him that I would be out of town, he threw a fit and scheduled me to work. Went out of town and I tried explaining him the situation but he didn’t let me finish and hung up. I only worked there 1 day a week but I feel he was really unprofessional.

Text messages will be easily challenged in any sort of workplace tribunal or litigation; text messages can be mis-sent or undelivered and there is no auditable log of sending and receipt. Always do things in writing, which means either by memo with copies to the person responsible for administering time off, pay etc. or an email through the corporate email server with the appropriate copies. Email will automagically generate logs of sending, delivery and reading.

 

[S-Bigbottom]

Is this the hot boss?

 

[PillO]

Am I an *******? My mom's birthday was on Father’s Day and I told my boss I wanted to have the day off a month and a half in advance. I told him I’d be out of town several times. When I first mentioned it face to face he didn’t say anything so I assumed everything was alright, including text messages that went unanswered. A week before Mother’s Day when I reminded him that I would be out of town, he threw a fit and scheduled me to work. Went out of town and I tried explaining him the situation but he didn’t let me finish and hung up. I only worked there 1 day a week but I feel he was really unprofessional.

Text messages will be easily challenged in any sort of workplace tribunal or litigation; text messages can be mis-sent or undelivered and there is no auditable log of sending and receipt. Always do things in writing, which means either by memo with copies to the person responsible for administering time off, pay etc. or an email through the corporate email server with the appropriate copies. Email will automagically generate logs of sending, delivery and reading.

And go find yourself a real job.

 

[PillO]

Is this the hot boss?

I hear the hot dog girl is single. But I think she bites.

 

[5StringBlues]

Am I an *******? My mom's birthday was on Father’s Day and I told my boss I wanted to have the day off a month and a half in advance. I told him I’d be out of town several times. When I first mentioned it face to face he didn’t say anything so I assumed everything was alright.

This is where I would have kept talking.

 

[Captain Chaos]

And go find yourself a real job.

I already have a real job. I just didn’t think they’d be ******** at my PT job.

Is this the hot boss?

Nope.

 

[PillO]

I already have a real job. I just didn’t think they’d be ******** at my PT job.

You have failed to refute the advice. When you have a real argument, send it by memo or email.