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The Random Thought Megathread

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My Biiiiiike!
 
It’s true it could very well be an organic piece of myself. Probably never know. BTW. It’s still there but fear not I’m a professional at this.
Reminds me of a magic trick you can do in a restaurant. Best performed in front of easily spooked children.

Make an act of blinking and rubbing your eye. Use this misdirection to steal a coffee creamer and palm it in you non dominant hand. Claim there is something in your eye. Put your non-dominant hand (with the palmed creamer) in front of your eye. With you dominant hand, pick up a fork and claim it is just the tool to get the irritant out of your eye. Use the fork to puncture the creamer and let the cream run down your face while saying something to the effect of "oops". Enjoy the fun as the children scream!
 
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