The Random Thought Megathread

[The Owl]

 

[mrjim123]

I'm coming to the slow realization that, try as I may, I will never be as weird as most of the participants of this thread.


Congratulations. You're all disgusting.

Endorsement notwithstanding, I ... hey, wait a minute ... WHAT now?

 

[PillO]

Guys I'm sorry if I was a little stroppy earlier. It's just that I'm very nervous as today is the day of my bar mitzvah!

You can't believe how much Yiddish I had to memorize. I'm really tempted to calm my nerves with a drink but I know if I do that I'll blow half my lines.

So guys please have a belt for me. Mazel tov!

When is the bris?

And shouldn't you be staying off the computer until sun up tomorrow?

 

[Fat Freddy]

When is the bris?

And shouldn't you be staying off the computer until sun up tomorrow?

He's gonna make a really crappy Jew....

 

[PillO]

I could eat a dozen of those

Do you know how they make those?

 

[PillO]

He's gonna make a really crappy Jew....

Well, no point breaking a pattern...

 

[Fat Freddy]

Well, no point breaking a pattern...

So true.....

 

[5StringBlues]

 

[Winslow]

 

[5StringBlues]

 

[Fat Freddy]

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Bet there's an actress or many that could tell you about his magic sausage....

 

[5StringBlues]

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Thank God they found Munn something to do!



Comedy was not her forte, as evidenced by her repeated bombings on The Daily Show, despite having been written good material.

 

[charlie monroe]

We wish you a Merry Brismas

 

[5StringBlues]

< awaiting the "only takes tips" humor.

 

[FilterFunk]

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It looks like she regretted that the second she bit it...

 

[S-Bigbottom]

 

[The Owl]

 

[shadowtippy]

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Is that because nobody else wants it?

 

[5StringBlues]

It's too bad Bernard Purdie was such a weak drummer.

 

[notJaco]