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The Random Thought Megathread
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Cool! I was gonna get one to rile up the neighbors every once in a while.
Always take out happiness in advance. Worst scenario is you've been happy unnecessarily.
Cool! I was gonna get one to rile up the neighbors every once in a while.
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I am willing to bet that you have bought a nephew or friend's son a toy drum kit...Cool! I was gonna get one to rile up the neighbors every once in a while.
I've done that.
One of the funniest Xmas's ever was when I got my then three-year-old niece a little drum set just the right size for a toddler. Her mother didn't speak to me until almost the end of January.
A guitarist's guide to playing bass: 20 tips to help you think like a bassist
Wouldn't it be funny if there were only 19 tips?
Because they couldn't count?
Wouldn't it be funny if there were only 19 tips?
Because they couldn't count?
It would be funnier if it were:
1. Turn down and let the guitar player do his thing
2. Turn down and let the guitar player do his thing
3. Turn down and let the guitar player do his thing
...
Wobble has been using the hedge trimmer to keep him (her?) clipped now that the previous romance is in the shi**er.
A guitarist's guide to being a better drummer
1. Play as loud as you can. The drums are what everyone wants to hear.
2. Don't worry about tempo. Everyone is following you.
3. Every song is the same. Just play a little slower for ballads.
4. Because every song is the same, it can get a little monotonous. Try some drugs.
5. Don't limit yourself to one drug. Try combinations.
6. Always have some friends. You need a couch to sleep on to play at your best.
7. If your drug bill is getting to be more than you make, complain loudly to the band leader at every opportunity.
8. If there still isn't enough money for drugs, pawn some of the guitar players guitars and pedals. He has so many that he'll never miss them anyway.
9. Make sure you play loud.
10. Have you tried some drugs?
11. Your buddy's wife is going to give you the boot in the next day or so. Line up another couch to sleep on. Hey, do you think you could pawn this couch?
12. What do you mean your guitars are missing? You should take care of them &*%$#$*.
13. No, rehearsal don't start until I get here. *$%#U^$ you!
14. You know where I can score some drugs?
1. Play as loud as you can. The drums are what everyone wants to hear.
2. Don't worry about tempo. Everyone is following you.
3. Every song is the same. Just play a little slower for ballads.
4. Because every song is the same, it can get a little monotonous. Try some drugs.
5. Don't limit yourself to one drug. Try combinations.
6. Always have some friends. You need a couch to sleep on to play at your best.
7. If your drug bill is getting to be more than you make, complain loudly to the band leader at every opportunity.
8. If there still isn't enough money for drugs, pawn some of the guitar players guitars and pedals. He has so many that he'll never miss them anyway.
9. Make sure you play loud.
10. Have you tried some drugs?
11. Your buddy's wife is going to give you the boot in the next day or so. Line up another couch to sleep on. Hey, do you think you could pawn this couch?
12. What do you mean your guitars are missing? You should take care of them &*%$#$*.
13. No, rehearsal don't start until I get here. *$%#U^$ you!
14. You know where I can score some drugs?
I didn't promise 20.
I don't think drummers can count past 4.
I don't think guitar players will remember that it was supposed to be 20 anyway.
Besides, I didn't promise 20.
I don't think drummers can count past 4.
I don't think guitar players will remember that it was supposed to be 20 anyway.
Besides, I didn't promise 20.
I don't think drummers can count past 4.
I don't think guitar players will remember that it was supposed to be 20 anyway.
Besides, I didn't promise 20.
I don't think drummers can count past 4.
I don't think guitar players will remember that it was supposed to be 20 anyway.
Besides, I didn't promise 20.
I don't think drummers can count past 4.
I don't think guitar players will remember that it was supposed to be 20 anyway.
Besides, I didn't promise 20.
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