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You'll be back!You chaps can take the Mickey but I refuse to give up on love. I actually had my sights set on that woman who inadvertently wandered into the thread before realizing her terrible mistake as you lot chased her off with banana gifs. Seriously, you guys are the worst wingmen ever. I despair for all of you. Frankly this lint collector of a thread is better than any of you chappies deserve.
Well I'm off to see whether doctor cheese is happy with his bass and realizing it's the player not the axe, or whether he's infatuated with something new and shiny and needs some urging to purchase it. I will leave you to this circle of hell good day gentlemen
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I was thinking this morning about Bonehead from Oasis and how he loved his mother so much that on her birthday every year he used to collapse in paroxysms of drunken tears.

A Dickhead would be more accurate....You, Sir, are no Bonehead.
Did not take you for a 13 year old. Are you sure that the pictures that you post are really you?Guys I'm sorry if I was a little stroppy earlier. It's just that I'm very nervous as today is the day of my bar mitzvah!
You can't believe how much Yiddish I had to memorize. I'm really tempted to calm my nerves with a drink but I know if I do that I'll blow half my lines.
So guys please have a belt for me. Mazel tov!
Did not take you for a 13 year old. Are you sure that the pictures that you post are really you?
Looking forward to the.....errrrm......chop?....I only recently discovered who my mother was so I'm late to the faith but it is never too late to be a Jew.
Looking forward to the.....errrrm......chop?....
Failed attemptsLooking forward to the.....errrrm......chop?....
Back already. As predicted.I was thinking this morning about Bonehead from Oasis and how he loved his mother so much that on her birthday every year he used to collapse in paroxysms of drunken tears.
Back already. As predicted.
Make sure that your Rabbi don't wanna give you the chop in the back of his/her pickup....One pot hole and you're a Soprano....(And I don't mean the mob)....Yeah that's the one part I'm not looking forward to but I thought I could lessen the blow as it were by starting a TalkBass thread and sharing the Bris in real time.