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The Random Thought Megathread

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What is an "uncle true story"?
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Uncle Vic true stories tend to involve craps tables in very large sums wagered and lost.

I knew Phil McKeon to who played Alice's sun. He was a movie producer in the 90s when we crossed paths again. Died recently in his mid-50s. The lucky bastard. What I wouldn't give to get out of here. Our existence is a sad joke.
 
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A lot of people don't bother about their friends in the Vegetable Kingdom
They think, "Ah, what can I say? What can a person like myself say to a vegetable?"
But the answer is simple, my friends...
Just call, and tell them how you feel
About muffins, pumpkins
Wax paper, caledonia, mahoganies, elbows
And green things in general
And soon: a new rapport!
You and your new little green & yellow buddies
Grooving together! Oh no!
Maintaining your coolness together!
Worshipping together in the church of your choice!
Only in America!
 
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