Hope you don't use a tort. It would totally clash with the whole aesthetic you've got goin' there.My avatar is pretty good artist's rendition of me.
Here's the real deal.
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Hope you don't use a tort. It would totally clash with the whole aesthetic you've got goin' there.My avatar is pretty good artist's rendition of me.
Here's the real deal.
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Hope you don't use a tort. It would totally clash with the whole aesthetic you've got goin' there.
You need to loofah.My avatar is pretty good artist's rendition of me.
Here's the real deal.
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I'm really more concerned about Mellowinman coming after my hide for a new pair of boots.

Very coolDidn't have any pictures of myself anywhere, so here's a selfie of the real Definitely as of about 5 minutes ago.
Yep...you got the spider look too.Didn't have any pictures of myself anywhere, so here's a selfie of the real Definitely as of about 5 minutes ago.
See? I told you there was nothing wrong with putting antlers on pets.
Yep...you got the spider look too.