Oh wow, I had no idea this even existed. I'm also a little late, but this fits me as well as the Mediocre club does...
I started playing way back the mid '70's in high school. Mostly self-taught by ear and guesswork, I was lucky enough to have access to a family friend's '69 P and an amp that for the life of me I can't recall the brand and a custom 810 cab. I played that rig for about three years and/but lost it when the owner moved to Japan (kinda a long commute for a high schooler). I sorta became a drummer after that, but that didn't work out too well, mostly from not being able to afford a kit. I alway intended to continue with the bass, but life and stuff...
Anyway, flash forward to last Thanksgiving when I ended up with an UGLY-ass ESP Viper 410 (my daughter's grrl-group never got off the ground) and I started messing around with it, playing through my computer's sound card (not quite as bad as it might sound...I build hot-rod gaming computers as a hobby, and my personal system's sound will rival a multi-thousand dollar home audio system - no lie). I found I was having a lot of fun and traded the EPS to GC towards my Schecter and Acoustic B20; shortly afterwards I began lessons (yes, I'm not ashamed to say that I take lessons). Today, eight or so months later, I'm playing rather better that I expected (my instructor says I'm his best bass student, and I'm proud of that) and having TOO much BIG fun and looking forward to when I can hopefully find a blues band. I'll never be a threat to John Paul Jones or Chris Squier (my original bass idols), but I don't care (much)...I'm playing again and that's enough.
Number, please - I'd be proud to add it to my sig-line.