The STD Club!

[TUEP]

I had one 10 years ago, and I am being treated for another. that is just rock and roll for you. Who's caught em!

 

[MakiSupaStar]

This ought to go well

 

[jp58]

Sub'd

Clean, but I want to see how this goes.

 

[TUEP]

I thought with every club here, this would be funny.

 

[macaroni tony]

uhhh.....

 

[CapnSev]

TMI. There's a reason the free clinic is discreet.

 

[groooooove]

This ought to go well

yup.

rashes are so rock and roll, guys

too bad i'm clean, and cant join the club.

 

[MatticusMania]

In all my earlier days of promiscuity I was smart (and lucky) enough to never catch anything. Except that one chick I got pregnant, but uh, thats been dealt with.

 

[stinger12345]

They're actually called STI's now, why don't you go read a book or something.

 

[spade2you]

.....and that's the second time I got crabs......

 

[DigMe]

You'd think you would learn after the first one ten years ago.

bc

 

[sloasdaylight]

I've had the clap, crabs, and Mark Wilson. Compared to the last one the first 2 were easy as hell to get rid of.


Also this thread smells like a meth head version of username/keith touched it all over in it's naughty places but the thread liked it anyways.

 

[L-A]

Well, that's not how I roll.

 

[BurningSkies]

This is why you should stay away from pointy guitars...

 

[JimmyM]

and here i thought this was a thread about am std basses. had one of them. never the clap, syph or crabs, though i probably should have had them at least once. had an occasional uti, but nothing sexually transmitted.

btw, silence is your friend

 

[Phalex]

I can't go public with the info until I figure out how to break the news to my drummer.

 

[FL Knifemaker]

That's why you should never throw matches into urinals, crabs can pole vault

 

[5StringBlues]

I can't go public with the info until I figure out how to break the news to my drummer.

Maybe you should narrow it down first.


[Invalid or Expired Link Removed]

 

[Phalex]

Maybe you should narrow it down first.


[Invalid or Expired Link Removed]

Looks a bit like: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corn_smut

 

[5StringBlues]

Looks a bit like: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corn_smut

From The Wiki: "Some sources give the etymology as coming from the Nahuatl words cuitla ("excrement" or "rear-end") and cochtli ("sleeping", from cochi="to sleep"), thus giving a combined meaning of "sleeping/hibernating excrement."





Ew.