I have to say I've always played with really good drummers however we did have a guy answer an add to our add on CL for a main stream punk/rock band and this guy could not literally play anything faster that 120 bpm right in the middle of playing he stopped threw the drum sticks down and exclaimed "to fast for me"! .... ok had another guy email us a picture of a bunch of different drum sets piled together (and it looked like literally junk wish I could find the picture to show you) but it came with the caption "oh you'll hire me just from looking at this pic!" Another guy called me at 5 am on a Saturday to tell me he's ready to audition! (I worked nights then but was off on Saturday) I'm like "ok did you have to call and wake me up at 5am to tell me that?!?! He hung up..... other calls wanting to try out but we're told that "we" have to supply the drums! Or the old peverbial "I have drums but they are out of town in storage can you supply me with a kit?" ***!?????!?!?! Or my favorite "I don't have a drum kit or a car can you pick me up!
