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The worse tasting candy EVER!

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The above is really disgusting.

The only use I can think for it would be as a luncheon door prize at a plumbers convention.
 
You deny EVER ordering it, hmmm? :eyebrow:

Word on the street says a tiny tad differently.....

Meanwhile, a clue to others who may be tempted: if you ever order the potty platter get the strongest after-dinner mints you can. Your breath will betray you. Do you agree, bassinplace?

Hah! I wonder what drink goes with it? Coffee? Nah. Pepsi? Nah. I cannot for the life of me figure that one out for anyone that might have such a culinary predilection.

Hey, spoon or fork?

<snicker>
 
Licorice is only good when you drink it with a deer.

Does the deer need a straw to drink the licorice?

Also, don't know if this qualifies as candy but...anyone remember those classic gum flavors? Like Beemans, Clove, Blackjack etc...

I have a box of Beeman's Gum and a two boxes of Black Jack Gum right now. Two of my favorites. I have been chewing them during gigs. Also, Clove is another favorite along with another flavor by the same company called Teaberry Gum.

Bad Candy is definitely my next band name!

Since the word "Durian" also sounds like a guy's name, how about calling your next band Durian and The Bad Candies?

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