Thee most anticipated signature bass??

[Matt O]

Sid did wear a dog collar so yeah.

You're setting me up to drop a rather disparaging remark about his girlfriend.

Disparaging, yet not untrue… nah, I don't need the warning points

 

[artimus667]

Uhh.... You folks do all know that TheHardTimes.net is a humor site like TheOnion, and that all their "news" stories are invented by them to be funny, right?

A few other examples:

• Concert Promoter Releases Wolves on Stage to Thin Out Overpopulated Ska Band
  
• Guitarist Takes 40 Minutes to Realize "The Music Man" Not an Ernie Ball Biopic
  
• Prog Metal Band Takes Totally Unnecessary Vow of Celibacy Before Tour

Yes we do.

 

[SDC1-ClickClack]

Yes we do.

That is what I would presume, but a few of the comments posted in response to you as the OP kinda made me wonder.

 

[jimmydean]

Bass with no input , pretty,pretty good.....but not as funny as that Fender Gold Foil Jazz Bass, now that's funny .

 

[Matt O]

Case candy:

 

[themickster]

Bass with no input , pretty,pretty good.....but not as funny as that Fender Gold Foil Jazz Bass, now that's funny .

Which one? I missed it.

 

[slagbass]

You should see this movie called 'Spinal Tap'.

Speaking of which, when I read the thread title, I was REALLY hoping there was an announcement on the Derek Smalls signature bass.

 

[Grinderman]

Speaking of which, when I read the thread title, I was REALLY hoping there was an announcement on the Derek Smalls signature bass.

Coming Halloween 2024.

Foil-wrapped cucumber and tiny injection molded plastic Stonehenge case candy included.

Hangtags never come off. Don't even look at it.

 

[Matt O]

Which one? I missed it.

He's talking about the gold foil jazz that fender put out recently. Don't worry, most people missed it.

 

[Aussie Player]

Rather see a Jack Bruce EB3 Signature with wide knob spacing and black pick up cover like his earlier models. I read somewhere he had 5 altogether, '61-early '65's. Naturally they didn't appear until the money started rolling in but those earlier models were around pre Cream's commencement in '66.

 

[Bassaga]

Concert Promoter Releases Wolves on Stage to Thin Out Overpopulated Ska Band

That was worth the read just for "Willy Honka and the Skacolate Factory"

 

[FRoss6788]

Case candy:

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WOW!

 

[Dasgre0g]

 

[MYLOWFREQ]

This can double as the Jason Newsted bass I guess..

 

[definenredefine]

This can double as the Jason Newsted bass I guess..

Pretty sure he used a similar bass on the original And Just For All recording...

 

[XLunacy]

Built-in wireless, nice.

 

[MAJOR METAL]

 

[No Compute]

He was a good singer

Oh, I see what you did there. A funny joke about the funny article…

Good singer. Hilarious

 

[DaveParker39]

This can double as the Jason Newsted bass I guess..

At least the Jason signature inexplicably works live and doubles on backing vocals

 

[Rojd]

This one was awesome....

Teen Who Just Discovered Led Zeppelin Starting To Piss Off Friends