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Those were the days...
- Thread starter capnsandwich
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I guess you'd have to look up Housekeeping Weekly magazine and see if it's real. I got this in an email from a friend of mine who likes joking with his wife as being the "man of the house" and his wife and my wife both get a kick out of us looking like idiots together doing man stuff. I'd have to ask him where he got it but I'm guessing it's real, funny, but real.
So my wife got a kick out of reading the list with me. All my relatives old enough to remember those days are dead, so I have no one to ask what it was like back then.
-Mike
-Mike
Here's a list on how to be a better wife. Nothing like a list of rules to spice up a relationship.
Oh yeah!! We're in counselling right now. I'm bringing this one with me next session!! that'll liven up the chat a bit!! "Back in the kitchen and fix me and the boys some steaks woman!"
john turner
You don't want to do that. Trust me.
of course. but the husband isn't going to be the only one in the relationship with a hard day, nor will he be the only one who might need comfort.
My gf recently recited something she had read about the interaction between men and women. It read thusly:
Men have two states of being: horny or hungry.
So ladies, if he's not sporting wood, make him a sandwich.
Men have two states of being: horny or hungry.
So ladies, if he's not sporting wood, make him a sandwich.
Here's a list on how to be a better wife. Nothing like a list of rules to spice up a relationship.
This is pretty much what my wife does for me everyday.
It's part of being Japanese. It's a beautiful thing.
What's the first thing a woman should do after leaving the " Battered Women's Shelter"
The Dishes, if she know's what's good for her
Why shouldn't women wear watches?
because there's a clock on the oven.
Why are women's feet smaller than men's?
So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
Why shouln't men open beers?
it should be open when the woman gives it to him
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing. You done told her twice!
Rock on Fellas!
The Dishes, if she know's what's good for her
Why shouldn't women wear watches?
because there's a clock on the oven.
Why are women's feet smaller than men's?
So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
Why shouln't men open beers?
it should be open when the woman gives it to him
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing. You done told her twice!
Rock on Fellas!
I know a guy who, on the night of his honeymoon, took off his pants and laid them on the bed and turned to his wife and told her to put them on. She replied "no, they wont fit", he replied "from here on, don't ever forget that".
So awesome.
So awesome.
You know, theres another side of this old joke:
After that his wife removed her pants, handed them to her new husband and said: "Here, you try on mine."
He tried and said: "I can't get into your pants."
So she said: "Exactly. And if you don't change your attitude, you never will."
'Don't complain if he's late....or even stays out all night'.
Is getting bashed in the head by a claw hammer 'complaining'?
Is getting bashed in the head by a claw hammer 'complaining'?
