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Threadsourced Blues Number

#21
Well I woke Up This Mornin'
Got myself a gun
Cause my woman's back out whorin'
While I'm gettin' none.

So I took a swig o'Johnny
And I took a swig o' Jack,
I whipped out my pistol..
and I started walking back...

Back at the shack...
Raised up the gun and fired a shot.
Oh lor', said I'm back at the shack,
And the person I came for's not.

And now I'm so downhearted
And Fido just gone farted
And this funky smell just started
My blues and I will never be parted

So I took a swig of old Jose
Went down so smooth and warm
It tasted just like month-old chilli
 
#22
Well I woke Up This Mornin'
Got myself a gun
Cause my woman's back out whorin'
While I'm gettin' none.

So I took a swig o'Johnny
And I took a swig o' Jack,
I whipped out my pistol..
and I started walking back...

Back at the shack...
Raised up the gun and fired a shot.
Oh lor', said I'm back at the shack,
And the person I came for's not.

And now I'm so downhearted
And Fido just gone farted
And this funky smell just started
My blues and I will never be parted

So I took a swig of old Jose
Went down so smooth and warm
It tasted just like month-old chilli
Or cowpie from the farm
 
#26
Well I woke Up This Mornin'
Got myself a gun
Cause my woman's back out whorin'
While I'm gettin' none.

So I took a swig o'Johnny
And I took a swig o' Jack,
I whipped out my pistol..
and I started walking back...

Back at the shack...
Raised up the gun and fired a shot.
Oh lor', said I'm back at the shack,
And the person I came for's not.

And now I'm so downhearted
And Fido just gone farted
And this funky smell just started
My blues and I will never be parted.

So I took a swig of old Jose
Went down so smooth and warm
It tasted just like month-old chilli
Or cowpie from the farm.

So I grabbed up my bass
and threw it into its case
gonna look for a jam
'cause that's who I am.
 
#27
Well I woke Up This Mornin'
Got myself a gun
Cause my woman's back out whorin'
While I'm gettin' none.

So I took a swig o'Johnny
And I took a swig o' Jack,
I whipped out my pistol..
and I started walking back...

Back at the shack...
Raised up the gun and fired a shot.
Oh lor', said I'm back at the shack,
And the person I came for's not.

And now I'm so downhearted
And Fido just gone farted
And this funky smell just started
My blues and I will never be parted.

So I took a swig of old Jose
Went down so smooth and warm
It tasted just like month-old chilli
Or cowpie from the farm.

So I grabbed up my bass
and threw it into its case
gonna look for a jam
'cause that's who I am.

This song has no chorus
 
#28
Well I woke Up This Mornin'
Got myself a gun
Cause my woman's back out whorin'
While I'm gettin' none.

So I took a swig o'Johnny
And I took a swig o' Jack,
I whipped out my pistol..
and I started walking back...

Back at the shack...
Raised up the gun and fired a shot.
Oh lor', said I'm back at the shack,
And the person I came for's not.

And now I'm so downhearted
And Fido just gone farted
And this funky smell just started
My blues and I will never be parted.

So I took a swig of old Jose
Went down so smooth and warm
It tasted just like month-old chilli
Or cowpie from the farm.

So I grabbed up my bass
and threw it into its case
gonna look for a jam
'cause that's who I am.

This song has no chorus
But here it is, for you now
 
#29
Well I woke Up This Mornin'
Got myself a gun
Cause my woman's back out whorin'
While I'm gettin' none.

So I took a swig o'Johnny
And I took a swig o' Jack,
I whipped out my pistol..
and I started walking back...

Back at the shack...
Raised up the gun and fired a shot.
Oh lor', said I'm back at the shack,
And the person I came for's not.

And now I'm so downhearted
And Fido just gone farted
And this funky smell just started
My blues and I will never be parted.

So I took a swig of old Jose
Went down so smooth and warm
It tasted just like month-old chilli
Or cowpie from the farm.

So I grabbed up my bass
and threw it into its case
gonna look for a jam
'cause that's who I am.

This song has no chorus
But here it is, for you now
I'll go get my thesaurus
 
#30
Well I woke Up This Mornin'
Got myself a gun
Cause my woman's back out whorin'
While I'm gettin' none.

So I took a swig o'Johnny
And I took a swig o' Jack,
I whipped out my pistol..
and I started walking back...

Back at the shack...
Raised up the gun and fired a shot.
Oh lor', said I'm back at the shack,
And the person I came for's not.

And now I'm so downhearted
And Fido just gone farted
And this funky smell just started
My blues and I will never be parted.

So I took a swig of old Jose
Went down so smooth and warm
It tasted just like month-old chilli
Or cowpie from the farm.

So I grabbed up my bass
and threw it into its case
gonna look for a jam
'cause that's who I am.

This song has no chorus
But here it is, for you (now)
I'll go get my thesaurus
And find another word for blue.....
 
#31
Well I woke Up This Mornin'
Got myself a gun
Cause my woman's back out whorin'
While I'm gettin' none.

So I took a swig o'Johnny
And I took a swig o' Jack,
I whipped out my pistol..
and I started walking back...

Back at the shack...
Raised up the gun and fired a shot.
Oh lor', said I'm back at the shack,
And the person I came for's not.

And now I'm so downhearted
And Fido just gone farted
And this funky smell just started
My blues and I will never be parted.

So I took a swig of old Jose
Went down so smooth and warm
It tasted just like month-old chilli
Or cowpie from the farm.

So I grabbed up my bass
and threw it into its case
gonna look for a jam
'cause that's who I am.

This song has no chorus
But here it is, for you (now)
I'll go get my thesaurus
And find another word for blue....

Depressed? Grim? Gloomy? Sullen?
 
#34
Well I woke Up This Mornin'
Got myself a gun
Cause my woman's back out whorin'
While I'm gettin' none.

So I took a swig o'Johnny
And I took a swig o' Jack,
I whipped out my pistol..
and I started walking back...

Back at the shack...
Raised up the gun and fired a shot.
Oh lor', said I'm back at the shack,
And the person I came for's not.

And now I'm so downhearted
And Fido just gone farted
And this funky smell just started
My blues and I will never be parted.

So I took a swig of old Jose
Went down so smooth and warm
It tasted just like month-old chilli
Or cowpie from the farm.

So I grabbed up my bass
and threw it into its case
gonna look for a jam
'cause that's who I am.

This song has no chorus
But here it is, for you
(now) I'll go get my thesaurus
And find another word for blue....

*Solo*
<Spoken...>
Depressed? Grim? Gloomy? Sullen?
Got the bass fiddle blooooooooze!
I meant "player" hee
*end solo*

Well man I woke up this mornin'
 
#35
Well I woke Up This Mornin'
Got myself a gun
Cause my woman's back out whorin'
While I'm gettin' none.

So I took a swig o'Johnny
And I took a swig o' Jack,
I whipped out my pistol..
and I started walking back...

Back at the shack...
Raised up the gun and fired a shot.
Oh lor', said I'm back at the shack,
And the person I came for's not.

And now I'm so downhearted
And Fido just gone farted
And this funky smell just started
My blues and I will never be parted.

So I took a swig of old Jose
Went down so smooth and warm
It tasted just like month-old chilli
Or cowpie from the farm.

So I grabbed up my bass
and threw it into its case
gonna look for a jam
'cause that's who I am.

This song has no chorus
But here it is, for you
(now) I'll go get my thesaurus
And find another word for blue....

*Solo*
<Spoken...>
Depressed? Grim? Gloomy? Sullen?
Got the bass fiddle blooooooooze!
I meant "player" hee
*end solo*

Well man I woke up this mornin'
And it started all over again.

(thunderous applause as song ends)
 
#36
Well I woke Up This Mornin'
Got myself a gun
Cause my woman's back out whorin'
While I'm gettin' none.

So I took a swig o'Johnny
And I took a swig o' Jack,
I whipped out my pistol..
and I started walking back...

Back at the shack...
Raised up the gun and fired a shot.
Oh lor', said I'm back at the shack,
And the person I came for's not.

And now I'm so downhearted
And Fido just gone farted
And this funky smell just started
My blues and I will never be parted.

So I took a swig of old Jose
Went down so smooth and warm
It tasted just like month-old chilli
Or cowpie from the farm.

So I grabbed up my bass
and threw it into its case
gonna look for a jam
'cause that's who I am.

This song has no chorus
But here it is, for you
(now) I'll go get my thesaurus
And find another word for blue....

*Solo*
<Spoken...>
Depressed? Grim? Gloomy? Sullen?
Got the bass fiddle blooooooooze!
I meant "player" hee
*end solo*

Well man I woke up this mornin'
And it started all over again.
It's a Groundhog Day blues nightmare
 
#37
Well I woke Up This Mornin'
Got myself a gun
Cause my woman's back out whorin'
While I'm gettin' none.

So I took a swig o'Johnny
And I took a swig o' Jack,
I whipped out my pistol..
and I started walking back...

Back at the shack...
Raised up the gun and fired a shot.
Oh lor', said I'm back at the shack,
And the person I came for's not.

And now I'm so downhearted
And Fido just gone farted
And this funky smell just started
My blues and I will never be parted.

So I took a swig of old Jose
Went down so smooth and warm
It tasted just like month-old chilli
Or cowpie from the farm.

So I grabbed up my bass
and threw it into its case
gonna look for a jam
'cause that's who I am.

This song has no chorus
But here it is, for you
(now) I'll go get my thesaurus
And find another word for blue....

*Solo*
<Spoken...>
Depressed? Grim? Gloomy? Sullen?
Got the bass fiddle blooooooooze!
I meant "player" hee
*end solo*

Well man I woke up this mornin'
And it started all over again.
It's a Groundhog Day blues nightmare
Perhaps this song won't ever end
 

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