It will have to be a P-Bird. You can get pre-finished bodies. I was playing the P-Bird this evening instead of the upright, just because. Done now, so that's why I'm on the internet unwinding before going to sleep. I was playing with waving around the bass in a way that you just can't do without jabbing yourself in the ribs with anything but a Thunderbird or Explorer shaped bass. As an aside, I had forgotten how good the fuzz circuit on an original 360 sounds when you have the bright switch thrown. Actually, it sounds good no matter what circuit you use with the bright switch thrown.
Point being that you don't have to settle for a FSO to have a P. I have a P, but I don't live with Imelda, and don't have spatial considerations. I have my aesthetic and ergonomic preferences for TSOs, and although I'll keep the 7ender, just because, my favored P is a 7enderbird.