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Thunderbird Club

Alas, I can't grow a 'fro.
I used to have a 'fro of near Breweresque proportions, but by the time I reached my late 20s, I began showing signs of early-onset Garfunkel's Syndrome.

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Oh sure... I tried a variety of hats during the early stages, but the 'fro would not be denied! It effortlessly lifted the chapeau skyward, and to the rear, as if it were proud of the now barren real estate it once inhabited. I was forced to make a decision. Shave it, or invest heavily in clown makeup. I couldn't bear the thought of becoming a clown since my dear uncle was blinded by one in a horrific confetti incident back in '42. So... my decision was made...