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Well it's bedtime and here's a short true story about my last couple of weeks revolving around my nocturnal activities:

A few week ago I woke up in the middle of the night with a wet patch on the sheets, I was ....ing mortified! Then about a 2 weeks ago it happened again, I was so upset and embarrassed, last week it happened 3 times, I was beside myself, I went to the doctor to get checked out. I got prodded, poked and rubber glove clad fingers stuck places where the sun never shines, I had blood tests the lot from a smirking doctor. It has been a hell of a few weeks honestly, anyway I started wearing a pair on knickers to bed in the hope that they would get wet before the sheets and wake me up as I haven't felt anything during one of these events. The other morning about 4am I woke up with a wet bum but the rest of me was dry, what??? It turns out we have a waterbed and the fvcking thing had sprung a slow leak so when I lay with my bum towards the edge it pushed down and the mattress cover dipped into the rising water trapped between the water mattress and the dam. We have the new one being delivered tomorrow :roflmao:

Night all :)
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Well it's bedtime and here's a short true story about my last couple of weeks revolving around my nocturnal activities:

... It turns out we have a waterbed and the fvcking thing had sprung a slow leak so when I lay with my bum towards the edge it pushed down and the mattress cover dipped into the rising water trapped between the water mattress and the dam. We have the new one being delivered tomorrow :roflmao:

Night all :)

So my wife and I *don't* have the last one on the planet!
 
Well it's bedtime and here's a short true story about my last couple of weeks revolving around my nocturnal activities:

A few week ago I woke up in the middle of the night with a wet patch on the sheets, I was ....ing mortified! Then about a 2 weeks ago it happened again, I was so upset and embarrassed, last week it happened 3 times, I was beside myself, I went to the doctor to get checked out. I got prodded, poked and rubber glove clad fingers stuck places where the sun never shines, I had blood tests the lot from a smirking doctor. It has been a hell of a few weeks honestly, anyway I started wearing a pair on knickers to bed in the hope that they would get wet before the sheets and wake me up as I haven't felt anything during one of these events. The other morning about 4am I woke up with a wet bum but the rest of me was dry, what??? It turns out we have a waterbed and the fvcking thing had sprung a slow leak so when I lay with my bum towards the edge it pushed down and the mattress cover dipped into the rising water trapped between the water mattress and the dam. We have the new one being delivered tomorrow :roflmao:

Night all :)

  1. I was waiting for - I woke up with the cat standing on me...
  2. Water bed - that is so 80s...
 

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