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Toby Keith, you so funny!

rojo412

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I happened to be watching the Colbert Report the other night and saw America's sweetheart, Mr. Toby Keith playing his new song live on the show...

"Made in America" is the song he's playing...

on his TAKAMINE GUITAR
(which is NOT "Made in America")

Made me smile :)
 
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My old man’s that old man
Spent his life livin’ off the land
Dirty hands and a clean soul
It breaks his heart seein’ foreign cars
Filled with fuel that isn’t ours
And wearin’ cotton we didn’t grow


He’s got the red, white, blue
Flyin’ high on the farm
Semper fi tattooed on his left arm
Spend a little more in the store for a tag
In the back that says “USA”

He won’t buy nothin’ that he can’t fix
With WD-40 and a Craftsman wrench
He ain’t prejudice, he’s just
Made in America


Good lyrics but he needs to look at the back of his guitar's headstock
 
My stepdaughter loves to rail against the senseless slaughter of animals...while wearing leather shoes.

Almost as pathetic as a vegetarian who is one only because it makes a good excuse to complain about the pervasive lack of sensitivity to their nutritional needs.
 
It's not senseless slaughter of the animal if you are utilizing all the parts of the animal, which is most likely the case here. Eat the meat, tan the hide, stew the bones, and the offal makes bologna.

Toby Keith is the "dumb jock" type of country artist. In fact, he's the poster child and the president of the movement. Not a single sincere cell in that douche's body...the embodiment of a "cash in". In the 80's he woulda been a hair metal artist or a synth popper. And not because he paticularly liked it.