Totally irrelvant TBer info share thread

[ZenG]

Well then, congratulations; you're an anachronism too!

Times may have changed but time hasn't changed.

Be off you scientists who will say that time has changed!!!!....

If it's midnight on your cellphone it's midnight on my two-dollar watch.

 

[shadowtippy]

Times may have changed but time hasn't changed.

Be off you scientists who will say that time has changed!!!!....

If it's midnight on your cellphone it's midnight on my two-dollar watch.

My work watch is a Seiko I got for a dollar at an estate sale.

 

[D M C]

Tear the roof off, we're gonna tear the roof off the mothasucka,
Tear the roof off the sucka!

Ow, we want the funk,
Give up the funk!
Ow, we need the funk,
Gotta have that funk!

 

[S-Bigbottom]

Most of all he needs the funk (shine it)
Help him find the funk (ha, funk it!)
Most of all he needs the funk
Help him find the funk (get him)
Most of all he needs the funk (I know we can get him)
Help him find the funk (ho!)
Most of all he needs the funk (ha, don't!)
Help him find the funk (I know you will! Dance, sucker!)
Most of all he needs the funk (Shine the spotlight on him!)
Help him find the funk (Oh funk me!)

Ha da da dee da hada hada da da (Dance, Nose! You know you on my funk street???)
Oh, funk me!

 

[ZenG]

My work watch is a Seiko I got for a dollar at an estate sale.

Will that wind up tighter than a two-dollar watch?

 

[biguglyman]

I can balance things on my nose...baseball bats, tennis rackets, rakes, basses....

 

[shadowtippy]

Will that wind up tighter than a two-dollar watch?

It gets about as tight as old Dick's hatband.

 

[ctmullins]

Yes, that's true.

But a real sombrero doesn't look like that.

 

[mikewalker]

I like cars that have big fat tires on the back...

 

[biguglyman]

I ride a motorcycle with a six cylinder engine...

 

[Sixgunn]

Times may have changed but time hasn't changed.

Be off you scientists who will say that time has changed!!!!....

If it's midnight on your cellphone it's midnight on my two-dollar watch.

"People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly... timey-wimey... stuff."

 

[Sixgunn]

I experience an irrational sadness anytime one of my celebrity crushes (Catherine Zeta-Jones for example) gets married or otherwise partnered. As if they were holding out, for me lol!!!

 

[ZenG]

"People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly... timey-wimey... stuff."

Hawkings says the Wibbly-Wobbly Effect is crucial to the Theory Of Relativity..

 

[ZenG]

I experience an irrational sadness anytime one of my celebrity crushes (Catherine Zeta-Jones for example) gets married or otherwise partnered. As if they were holding out, for me lol!!!

They probably got tired of hanging on and waiting for you..

 

[Sixgunn]

China just DESTROYED Japan's world record 1800 foot noodle with their 10,100 foot one. Sounds like they just invented "Swimming Pool 'o Noodles"!

 

[D M C]

What exactly is flam? And why does it float so well?

 

[ctmullins]

I flam a diddle once. It was weird.

 

[blastoff99]

This is the grossest head cold I have ever had. FYI.

 

[5StringBlues]

flarn filth farn and flarn

 

[Sixgunn]

What exactly is flam? And why does it float so well?

Isn't it a Mexican desert dish?