Totally irrelvant TBer info share thread

[ZenG]

There are two ATMs in front of where I am.

Decisions, decisions...

 

[Gorn]

For the first time in years, I just ate an almond joy bar. It was amazing.

 

[Sixgunn]

Last night my wife made a Tuna Noodle casserole and knocked it out of the ballpark.

No innocent passersby were injured..

It's hard to injure someone with a tuna casserole that's been knocked out of the park. If it's still in the pan....... well, that's another matter.

 

[ChrisB2]

It won't stop raining here and it's making me Mental.

 

[D M C]

It won't stop raining here and it's making me Mental.

everyone is mental!~

 

[Richland123]

I attended a 4 hour class today about flood insurance.

 

[ZenG]

It's not what you do...it's if and when you do it....

 

[Richland123]

Today, May 13, 2016, is the only Friday the 13th occurring during the calendar year 2016.

 

[drumsnbass]

I attended a 4 hour class today about flood insurance.

That's 'deep', man...

 

[D M C]

On a bluff
On a bluff
There lived three billy goats gruff
Little billy goat
Middle billy goat
Great big billy goat gruff

 

[S-Bigbottom]

 

[ThudThudThud]

I have a mental block when it comes to soup.
If I'm offered soup of any kind, part of my brain says, "I don't like soup!" so I decline.

I really, really like soup. All kinds. Every time I eat it (getting past the mental block) I simply love it.
If I make soup (from scratch) it usually means I'm craving it.
If I'm offered soup.....nah, I don't like it.

 

[ThudThudThud]

The worst earworm ever is "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang"

You're welcome.

 

[slobake]

I have started playing some songs with a pick. Hold on Martha the end is near.

 

[ZenG]

My wife's mother wants to learn to drive...should I put training wheels on the car?

 

[Michael B]

My wife's mother wants to learn to drive...should I put training wheels on the car?

Bumpers on the sides of the road.

 

[the harp unstrung]

Our daughter and Granddaughter are coming home from Australia on the 24th of this month.
THAT is so exciting I can't contain myself!

 

[the harp unstrung]

The worst earworm ever is "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang"

You're welcome.

Though I ordinarily refrain from contradiction and conflict for fear of conflagration, in this case, good kind Sir, I am compelled to contend that the Worst earworm I (personally) have been tortured by recently is "9 To 5"...
YOU, mi amigo, are welcome!

 

[Immigrant]

The worst earworm ever is "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang"

You're welcome.

Though I ordinarily refrain from contradiction and conflict for fear of conflagration, in this case, good kind Sir, I am compelled to contend that the Worst earworm I (personally) have been tortured by recently is "9 To 5"...
YOU, mi amigo, are welcome!

I had "Like a Virgin" stuck for a week once. OMG as the kids say.

 

[the harp unstrung]

I have never pulled the trigger of a gun.