Totally irrelvant TBer info share thread

[Texan]

I have a third nipple.

 

[cfsporn]

I built a clock todayInvalid Link Removed

 

[D M C]

I think it's unfair of advertisers to cause me to believe that I too will be the object of admiration, respect and lust of good looking young women, if only I will use the products that they sell on the TV.

 

[ZenG]

I think it's unfair of advertisers to cause me to believe that I too will be the object of admiration, respect and lust of good looking young women, if only I will use the products that they sell on the TV.

I once tried a bottle of Hai Karate cologne after watching a t.v. ad BITD. I smelled nice but it didn't get me any women.

 

[hondo4life]

I built a clock todayInvalid Link Removed

That is clearly a bomb.

 

[D M C]

That is clearly a bomb.

A @Tom Bomb perhaps?

 

[hondo4life]

A @Tom Bomb perhaps?

Perhaps?

 

[cfsporn]

That is clearly a bomb.

Funny you should mention that, because it does have a bomb mode!

 

[hondo4life]

So I took a picture of my dog after cleaning it up and putting on new strings.

 

[S-Bigbottom]

I built a clock today

What year are you in now?
Do you see your parents as teenagers?

 

[cfsporn]

What year are you in now?
Do you see your parents as teenagers?

I'm in 2016. At least this what my calendar says!

No I didn't see my parents when they were teens. That would require breaking various and sundry laws of physics.


(In all honesty, I have little to no idea what you're on about )

 

[S-Bigbottom]

(In all honesty, I have little to no idea what you're on about )

Watch this movie.

 

[cfsporn]

Watch this movie.

Ohhhh! I get it now. I haven't seen that movie in years! Thanks for reminding me to give it a rewatch!

 

[shadowtippy]

So I took a picture of my dog after cleaning it up and putting on new strings.

You put new strings on your dog? Mine probably needs them, but I'm not touching the tuning peg.

 

[D M C]

I have a third nipple.

I have half a mind.

 

[hondo4life]

Watch this movie.

I've seen the movie more times than I can count, yet I have never seen the trailer. The trailer made it sound so lame! I hate the trailer.

 

[ZenG]

Every time I go shopping for jeans the sticker says the legs are a certain length......but they aren't. They're all different.

Like it'll say 36-30....meaning 36 waist and 30 leg. But in that pile all the leg lengths will be different. Some way longer.

This sort of thing has got to stop.

 

[ZenG]

I have never actually seen a real flying squirrel...

 

[D M C]

I have never actually seen a real flying squirrel...

I've never seen an actual Bullwinkle.

 

[hondo4life]

I can't get over how good my coffee is now.
My French press was very good, but this Moka pot is even better.
Italy > France