Totally irrelvant TBer info share thread

[Marial]

When I played baseball I threw right handed but batted left handed.

 

[Gorn]

I'm having chicken salad on rye toast with bacon and mayo for lunch today. There is a hole in my sock through which my left middle toe is poking.

 

[Michael B]

Mayonnaise could actually kill me.

 

[cfsporn]

I have never won a game of chess in my life.

 

[S-Bigbottom]

I have never won a game of chess in my life.

 

[slobake]

Mayonnaise could actually kill me.

Really ? Why? Oh wait that is too interesting to post here.

 

[Gorn]

Mayonnaise could actually kill me.

I'm so, so sorry. Mayonnaise is one of the great joys in life.

 

[slobake]

I don't like watching football or playing Monopoly.

 

[Michael B]

Really ? Why? Oh wait that is too interesting to post here.

Yeah, just saw Gorn's lunch and offering as a random (true) fact.

 

[Michael B]

I'm so, so sorry. Mayonnaise is one of the great joys in life.

I have found an expensive safe version.

 

[slobake]

I'm so, so sorry. Mayonnaise is one of the great joys in life.

Remember Mrs. Olson who used to sell coffee on T.V. commercials? Back in my stoner days I once wrote a story called "Mrs. Olson Meets the Mayonnaise Monster."
"Yeah, Folgers it's the richest Ki......Auuaaaaagh!"

 

[Son of Wobble]

I don't like watching football or playing Monopoly.

Having dated women with kids a couple of times and thus having been obliged to entertain children for long stretches,
I am glad to never see another deck of playing cards in my life. A game of Monopoly is a little bit of heaven compared
to four hours of go fish or war.

How men suffer for children...

 

[Gorn]

I have found an expensive safe version.

What is it, the eggs? Eggless mayonnaise can't be good.

 

[Michael B]

Having dated women with kids a couple of times and thus having been obliged to entertain children for long stretches,
I am glad to never see another deck of playing cards in my life. A game of Monopoly is a little bit of heaven compared
to four hours of go fish or war.

How men suffer for children...

That's too bad for you. Your loss with cards or kids.

But Dora The Explorer or Cayu (spelling?) now that is torture.

 

[slobake]

Having dated women with kids a couple of times and thus having been obliged to entertain children for long stretches,
I am glad to never see another deck of playing cards in my life. A game of Monopoly is a little bit of heaven compared
to four hours of go fish or war.

How men suffer for children...

I have been playing "Suspend" lately. (that's not me in the picture)

 

[Michael B]

What is it, the eggs? Eggless mayonnaise can't be good.

Soy. Margarine is equally dangerous to me.

 

[Gorn]

Soy. Margarine is equally dangerous to me.

That damn soy is in everything. You must not be fat. I'd imagine it's easy to stay trim if you can't eat anything.

 

[Son of Wobble]

That's too bad for you. Your loss with cards or kids.

But Dora The Explorer or Cayu (spelling?) now that is torture.

Your loss with Dora. Too bad for you.

 

[slobake]

That damn soy is in everything. You must not be fat. I'd imagine it's easy to stay trim if you can't eat anything.

I don't like soy, plus it gives me gas. I know, I know TMI.

 

[Michael B]

That damn soy is in everything. You must not be fat. I'd imagine it's easy to stay trim if you can't eat anything.

I'm not fat or fit. I find plenty of ways to eat poorly.

The aisles of the grocery store are filled with soy. Eating out is tricky.