Yeah who am I kidding. All I need is one good feature and it's 'useable'. Once I used to work with this chick who had a great rack (was kind of fat though), but for the most part was just a total ****. So once, after she stuck me with a bunch of work to meet her deadline, right before the end of my day on Friday, I told her no way, and said, "Oh yeah, do you remember when you were wearing that red sweater and you bent over my desk to make corrections on those graphics I did for you?" She said that she did. "Yeah, well I used that the other night." I might have stolen that from a movie, I can't remember, but the sting was pure bitter just the same.
Then I left. Funny story. About a year later, after I no longer worked with her I ran into her in a bar. I talked her into servicing me in my car. Then I left her in the parking lot when she asked for a ride home.
