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TV Host Robbed on-air

Darwin candidates for sure! :D

Does anyone remember this story about six weeks ago that I believe happened in Las Vegas?

A guy is planning to rob a certain chain restaurant, but cleverly thinks he'll catch everyone off-guard by pretending to apply for a job at the restaurant.

So, they give him a job application which he fills out, then he proceeds to stick the place up.

He gets X amount of cash, then gets away.

Well, only for a short while; this other Darwin candidate put his real name and address on the application. The cops just drove to his house and locked him up. :rollno:

True story.

It takes all kinds, my friends. ;)

Mike
 
Michael Jewels said:
Does anyone remember this story about six weeks ago that I believe happened in Las Vegas?

A guy is planning to rob a certain chain restaurant, but cleverly thinks he'll catch everyone off-guard by pretending to apply for a job at the restaurant.

So, they give him a job application which he fills out, then he proceeds to stick the place up.

He gets X amount of cash, then gets away.

Well, only for a short while; this other Darwin candidate put his real name and address on the application. The cops just drove to his house and locked him up. :rollno:

True story.
He also left his wallet behind that he had taken out for the job application. :rollno: :p :p :D
 
My favourite came from "The Book of Heroic Failures".

Some guy burgled a factory and left his DOG behind! The cops arrived the next morning, let the dog out and followed him about three blocks home, where they arrested his owner in possession of various stolen items. :D
 
Michael Jewels said:
So, they give him a job application which he fills out, then he proceeds to stick the place up.

He gets X amount of cash, then gets away.

Well, only for a short while; this other Darwin candidate put his real name and address on the application.

Did he get the job? :hiding:


Brad Barker said:
to be eligible, you have to ...die. :hmm:

You just have to remove yourself from the gene pool. Either by dying, or otherwise losing your ability to reproduce... That guy should definately be castrated or something.
 
I'm thinking the robber did not know he busted in on a TV show. Then again, in small town Arkansas, Shopping Mania is probably the big deal in town every Thursday night. I like the interview with the lady missing a couple teeth. Classic!

The coyote with his head stuck in a pickle jar was funny. If the people got close enough to identify the jar, they should have been able to capture the coyote.

-Mike
 
Michael Jewels said:
Darwin candidates for sure! :D

Does anyone remember this story about six weeks ago that I believe happened in Las Vegas?

A guy is planning to rob a certain chain restaurant, but cleverly thinks he'll catch everyone off-guard by pretending to apply for a job at the restaurant.

So, they give him a job application which he fills out, then he proceeds to stick the place up.

He gets X amount of cash, then gets away.

Well, only for a short while; this other Darwin candidate put his real name and address on the application. The cops just drove to his house and locked him up. :rollno:

True story.

It takes all kinds, my friends. ;)

Mike

Proof positive to the theory that life is hard, and life is even harder when you're stupid.