Twisted Cliches

[bholder]

I have never had a paper cut, so I can't relate.

-Mike

A lucky man!

 

[Stdjazz4]

I judge books by their cover and I'm right over 75% of the time.

You wouldn't give up that system if you were betting against the spread!!

 

[Michedelic]

I have never had a paper cut, so I can't relate.

-Mike

What? Pictures or it does exist!

 

[Funky Ghost]

I would submit that a box cut > a paper cut. They suck hard. I always seem to get them right in the thumb pad too making for a beyotch of a time for a week or so.

The cut and the pain go together like a wink and a snot.

 

[two fingers]

I judge books by their cover and I'm right over 75% of the time.

You wouldn't give up that system if you were betting against the spread!!

I would agree. In fact, i would argue it's higher than 75%. But, boy, when you're wrong, you're wrong big.

The few times I got bit by judging a person by how they dressed or carried themselves it was ugly.

 

[two fingers]

I would submit that a box cut > a paper cut. They suck hard. I always seem to get them right in the thumb pad too making for a beyotch of a time for a week or so.

.....which brings us back to "sticks out like a sore thumb".

 

[Funky Ghost]

It was a crooked as a dogs not straight thing.

 

[slobake]

I have never had a paper cut, so I can't relate.

-Mike

 

[two fingers]

Another one of my grandfather's phrases I stole is "incredibly adequate".

 

[slobake]

My wife twists things too:
Instead of "You have outdone yourself" she says "You have done yourself in."
She drove a Morris Minor in the 70's, that care quickly became known as a Measley Minor.

 

[Gaolee]

Anything worth doing is worth doing badly.

If you think about it, it's true. To be good at anything, you must first be a beginner and probably be awful at it.

 

[kesslari]

Via con huevos, mi amigos.

 

[Pilgrim]

I coined my own phrase.

"It's colder than a welldigger's brass monkey."

And there you are.

 

[Funky Ghost]

And in a related theme he had me by my two short hares.

 

[Stdjazz4]

Nothing worth putting off until the day after tomorrow is worth putting off only until tomorrow!!

 

[slobake]

I am so excited I am standing beside myself.

 

[Atshen]

I twist clichés all the time and it drives my wife mad.

They're french clichés, though, notice the accent.

 

[MJ5150]

What? Pictures or it does exist!

What do you want a picture of? All the papercuts I never had?

-Mike

 

[Gravedigger Dav]

If life gives you lemons, order a bottle of tequila.

 

[slobake]

I twist clichés all the time and it drives my wife mad.

They're french clichés, though, notice the accent.

It's all Scandinavian to me.