Unlikely Club Names!

[nutso42]

It's a common joke here about the over-abundance of clubs. BUT........

What are some clubs we'll NEVER see on TB?

Racist Bassist Club
Proud SX owners

that's all that come to mind for now.
(please... if you ARE a proud SX bass owner, kindly refrain from flaming me)

 

[the_man_dan]

the "I hate bacon" club
"guitar>bass" club

 

[John Wentzien]

I need more cymbals in my ear club.

 

[Derk_Falsco]

"I think there are too many clubs" club

 

[nutso42]

Happy root note players club

 

[geeza]

The "I like Nutso" club

 

[nutso42]

Save it for the stereotype thread.

and the "My lead guitarist needs more attention" club

 

[Uribam]

Bassists with crabs club.

 

[John Wentzien]

American Idol is AWSOME! club

 

[nutso42]

The "I came up with an unlikely club" club

 

[elgecko]

The Baby Seal Club

 

[John Wentzien]

Wear a big belt-buckle and sit in on my new bass....club

 

[John Wentzien]

'cause my Uncle owns the club---club

 

[geeza]

The "tell other posters where they can post" club

 

[nutso42]

^ The "Harass Others" club

 

[John Wentzien]

+1

the "Search Function" club

 

[John Wentzien]

not to be out-done by

the CARROT club

 

[nutso42]

the "Who's Quintar?" club

 

[John Wentzien]

Lets relic Quintar's pristine "62 jazz with a hammer club

 

[nutso42]

"I Stay Up All Night On TalkBass" club

Oh wait, I said UNlikely clubs. Whoops.