Unusual Bass on eBay

[JimB52]

Now that's a headstock repair.
http://cgi.ebay.com/Gibson-Neck-Bas...ryZ10171QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

 

[bongomania]

Oh, lordy. That is a nightmare. It is the very definition of the forbidden U-word. He'd be lucky to get a ham sandwich in trade for that thing.

 

[dreadheadbass]

who puts strings on a cricket bat?

 

[Icarus26]

looks like a sex toy to me.

 

[StyleOverShow]

who puts strings on a cricket bat?

LOL

 

[bassteban]

I won't say it.
But I will say that had I looked at the headstock *repair* for another second I might have given in to the irrepressible urge to simultaneously vomit in my mouth, poop my pants, burst into flames & implode- and not in a good way.

 

[SanDiegoHarry]

tutt bugly.

 

[M3RD0CK]

I nearly Pooped myself out of laughter when i saw that he wants 145 for it.

 

[bassplayer8953]

Poor thing deserves a decent burial in the back yard.

 

[bassteban]

Poor thing deserves a decent burial in the back yard.

viking funeral

 

[Diogenes]

I wonder if this is the same situation as the guy selling his 60s Jazz bass for $100,000... the wife says to sell it so he starts the bid at an amount far greater than what he can probably get for it. So ultimately he gets to keep his bass.

 

[SanDiegoHarry]

I wonder if this is the same situation as the guy selling his 60s Jazz bass for $100,000... the wife says to sell it so he starts the bid at an amount far greater than what he can probably get for it. So ultimately he gets to keep his bass.

comparing this POS to a 1969 J bass... My friend, we need to get you some glasses!

I think this owner believes that the gibson neck makes this 'thing' worth something. And he may be right - you never know. One man's trash...

 

[ausf]

viking funeral

I think fire would even avoid that thing.

 

[Dirty Dave]

I think fire would even avoid that thing.

LOL...now THAT is humor!!

 

[bassflyer19]

I won't say it.
But I will say that had I looked at the headstock *repair* for another second I might have given in to the irrepressible urge to simultaneously vomit in my mouth, poop my pants, burst into flames & implode- and not in a good way.

i wasnt aware that there is a good way to do any of those actions.

Poor thing deserves a decent burial in the back yard.

the body is almost coffin shaped. just chunk it into the nearest hole, set on fire for the viking funeral, and finish with some kentucky gentleman and a round of hes a jolly good fellow.

 

[David Jayne]

I'd love to buy it(for maybe ten bucks) and bring it to a gig and give it the Woodstock Hendrix treatment. Always wanted to do that.

 

[Diogenes]

My friend, we need to get you some glasses!

OK but make sure they look like this:
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[quasiz_bassist]

Freshman year wood shop project? I don't think this thing deserves to be called a bass.

 

[notforrobots]

thats one strange bird

 

[ytsebri]

I think that this bass is performed by lion cubs on South Park's Woodland Critter Christmas........