Ok, I believe you, but I had to ask because if voltage is so easily "doubled" with a simple y-cable, as is evidenced by the voltage-doubler cables available from Voodoo, it seemed like it should be able to split the same way. Guess not.
Not really. Imagine you have two 9 inch tall boxes and you need to step up 18 inches. You can stack the two boxes on top of each other and get your 18 inches. Now imagine you have one 18 inch tall box and you need to be at 9 inches. You have to cut the box in half, which is a much more difficult task
Voltage, electrically speaking is just like height (both are measures of potential energy, if you want to get all science-y). To get 9V you need to create a point that is halfway between 18V and 0V. You can do this with two equal-value resistors (say 1K-ohm) in series. If you connect the "open" ends of the pair to the battery, the joint between the resistors will be at 9V, since each one will "use up" half of the 18V. Rather like building a 9" tall step that you can step down onto from your 18" height. But the minute you hook a load (your pedal(s)) to that circuit, things get wonky and you won't have exactly 9V because the presence of the load (pedal) changes the amount of current flowing through the resistors. So a simple resistor-divider will work, sort of. You'd just have to tweak the value of the upper resistor to get the right voltage out.
The regulator linked to is an active circuit that gets around these problems by
actively producing 9V output (or whatever you dial it to) from a higher input voltage. It is acting like the resistor divider, only it is smart enough to be able to adjust itself to keep a constant output voltage regardless of the load attached (within limits).
You could also use a LM317 or 7809 regulator chip with some R's and C's around it. These chips do the same job but (a) it would be almost as expensive, maybe more by the time you bought parts connectors and stuff, (b) it would be less efficient, and (c) you'd have to assemble it yourself.
Yep, and I still don't understand... But that's ok...
So, yeah, it sounds like the first option--something that can regulate the voltage from 18V or 12V down to 9V, is at least viable. That works for me.
So, what I want is a cable that will accept the 18/12V input, slice off everything except 9V, and deliver that down the pipe, up to the rated capacity of the port, which in my case is 500mA.
Yes, exactly. That is what you want
Obviously, my electrical skills are minimal, so designing my own is a pipedream. If I had a list of parts, and simple instructions, I could handle the soldering, but it sounds like what I really wanted, an off-the-shelf part, is also a fantasy...
Given this I would highly recommend that little regulator I linked to. No soldering, no math, no circuit design. You hook one end to the 18V output of your supply, the other end to your pedal, and dial in 9V on the output. It can handle up to 2A output, so the weak link will still be the 500mA capacity of your power supply. Set it and forget it.