Wait a minute!

[Gravedigger Dav]

My wife was at her cardiologist's office yesterday afternoon. She was talking to the lady at the front desk. Somehow I came up in the discussion. My wife was bragging about how at 73 I am still working a full time job and play bass in two bands.
The lady stopped her and said, "Wait a minute! You married the bass player?"

True story. Made my laugh.

 

[BassCliff]

Hi,

Thank you for your indulgence,

BassCliff

 

[two fingers]

Oh yeah! Still getn it done with the ladies!

When I grow up I wanna be @Gravedigger Dav ......with maybe a little @slobake sprinkled in for depth and reflection.

 

[Jeffro3004]

She asked me to say the three little words she wanted to hear... so I whispered in her ear... "I play bass"

 

[fhm555]

On one of the rare nights wifey came to see me play, she overheard some ladies remarking about how they could feel the bass, how it was making everything shake. She told them "I'm his wife and trust me, he does not need that instrument to make the earth move."

Have I mentioned how much I love my wife?

 

[dreamadream99]

"I'm his wife and trust me, he does not need that instrument to make the earth move."

Best wife, ever.

 

[fhm555]

Best wife, ever.

Way better than I deserve.

 

[McG]

We're the guys who's music they physically feel

My wife was around musicians long before we got together. After we were together a while she told me bass players were always the nicest and most, um, passionate

My next door neighbor plays bass too. His wife was like mine, always around bands. She says the same thing about bassists.

All this dissing the bass player stuff is just jealous singers, guitarists and drummers talking.

The girls know the truth

 

[S-Bigbottom]

If anyone want one for their lady click, Invalid Link Removed

 

[bassestkkm]

This thread keeps getting better and better