Warnings we might not need

[pcake]

If it's weren't for the forum rules......oh boy....I have a lot to say about that.

yeah, there was more i would have said about it, too

 

[blastoff99]

A few years ago I was holding a fairly fancy prepackaged bakery item. A sticker on the lid read "For packaging removal instructions, see bottom." Looked there, and immediately found the "DO NOT INVERT PACKAGE" sticker.

 

[Richland123]

 

[ptg]

It's nice to see some companies still have a sense of humor about these things...

 

[Richland123]

 

[slobake]

Toothpaste warnings.

How are you supposed to the keep toothpaste out of reach of children under 6 years of age and use it with children 2 years & older?

How about poisonous toothpaste?

YIKES!

 

[Richland123]

Be careful of the "mental parts" when dissemble yo yo.

 

[hondo4life]

Be careful of the "mental parts" when dissemble yo yo.

So, don't hit your head with the yo yo.

 

[mattattack187]

Gotta love the lawsuit era here in America. Everything needs a warning OR ELSE!

 

[slobake]

Gotta love the lawsuit era here in America. Everything needs a warning OR ELSE!

Be careful you could get sued for statements like that.

 

[mattattack187]

Be careful you could get sued for statements like that.

Guess I should have put a warning before it!

 

[ptg]

Okay. So, which is it? Nuts or no nuts.

THAT'S NUTS!!! I think...

 

[Tom Bomb]

Just grin and bear it

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[Richland123]

 

[hondo4life]

 

[FilterFunk]

"Do not take Taltz if you are allergic to Taltz."

I'm seeing this warning for medications a lot nowadays.

 

[farshore]

I wonder, if someone who did insert it originated the term "philip's head"?

 

[-Asdfgh-]

I noticed a guy in the supermarket the other day with dark sunglasses on, so I broke into song, an ad libbed version of the Corey Hart song.

A while back McDonald's started serving buttermilk biscuits for breakfast & behind the counter was a printed sign on regular office paper warning that the buttermilk biscuits contain dairy.
I couldn't stop laughing for a bit there. What part of Butter Milk do people not understand?

Coconut milk is dairy free!

 

[-Asdfgh-]

So, the container of Roasted & Salted Peanuts contains Peanuts. DUH!

Peanuts aren't even nuts.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

Wow, Chaucer is a copywriter now?