Way to make $200

[MatticusMania]

Find a loan shark. And when you can't pay it back, play back room poker games that will only increase you debt and be forever in debt to your loan shark.

That sounds like the plot to a movie that no one has ever seen before!

/sarcasm

 

[NOT]

Panhandle.

I met a guy not to long ago who was complaining about only making a little over $200 after 4 hours of begging. $50 an hour doesn't sound that bad to me...

 

[GypsyMan]

What if he's a brain surgeon who plays bass?

100 + 1.59

 

[Unprofessional]

Doesn't anybody watch Pawn Stars any more?

 

[MatticusMania]

Doesn't anybody watch Pawn Stars any more?

I gave up pawn stars once I saw those two guys who just trade things for other things.

I've got this busted banjo, Im going to trade it up for a new camaro!

 

[LiquidMidnight]

Panhandle.

I met a guy not to long ago who was complaining about only making a little over $200 after 4 hours of begging. $50 an hour doesn't sound that bad to me...

It may not sound as good as you think. Most CPAs I talk to would say that it's a good idea to calculate Dignity in the debit column when calculating profit.

 

[txthrashking]

It may not sound as good as you think. Most CPAs I talk to would say that it's a good idea to calculate Dignity in the debit column when calculating profit.

With $50 bucks an hour. They can bend my dignity over a bed

 

[seang15]

Let's see... brain surgeon, $100, bassist $1.59

I was thinking more like 50 cent!

 

[seang15]

I Need two hundred dollars ASAP
Ideas to make it?

What kind of basses you have?

 

[seang15]

Why in God's name is this thread getting so much play? I post more serious, well crafted questions and get almost no replies. Posts like this get pages. Sigh.

 

[txthrashking]

What kind of basses you have?

2 ESP LTDs:
B-104
F-205

Looking at buying for tour:
Dean edge 5
ESP LTD Viper 254

 

[ChadonBass]

If you want to buy a bass and are short, zzsounds does a payment plan with no interest

 

[txthrashking]

What kind of basses you have?

2 ESP LTDs:
B-104
F-205

Looking at buying for tour:
Dean edge 5
ESP LTD Viper-304

 

[Stumbo]

Why in God's name is this thread getting so much play? I post more serious, well crafted questions and get almost no replies. Posts like this get pages. Sigh.

This one has more entertainment value?

 

[1SHOT1HIT]

http://www.cracked.com/article_19497_6-terrifying-things-nobody-tells-you-about-donating-sperm.html

WOW!, non stop laughter reading that but again WOW! I had no idea it was so involved.

I guess had I ever really sat down and thought it out most would be expected, but even the stuff I'd expect was FAR surpassed by much more.

I'm kinda shocked anyone goes through all of it to be honest.

 

[D.M.N.]

SELL DRUGS


LOTS AND LOTS OF DRUGS

Lots and lots? Man you must be selling the wrong drugs.

Sperm donation.

Me and a few friends actually looked into this, and at least where we were, it's a very intensive screening process. Have to be over 6', college education (working on that), can't jerk it for like a month before hand. But yeah, it's an option if you can make it through the screening.

 

[Munjibunga]

Got any siblings you could sell? Either that or a car wash with bake sale on the side for your customers.

 

[Bard2dbone]

Well you could sell baby powder in small plastic baggies as drugs.

On the up side: You get your money.

On the down side: An enraged, but curiously fresh-smelling junkie will cut out your liver.


How about a classic suggestion from TB's ancient past? Tell me if you recognize it, everybody.

'Mortgage your cat, or something.'

 

[JimB52]

100 + 1.59

Actually $100 minus $1.59.

 

[groooooove]

get a job and work a lot of hours.

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