Not sure if I would rather play or watch.
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Not sure if I would rather play or watch.
That's gold! 
If he's the best man, i sure wish I could hear his toast to the newlyweds
Sounds like it's gonna be a fuuun weddin
If he's the best man, i sure wish I could hear his toast to the newlyweds
Sounds like it's gonna be a fuuun weddin
I'm in. We need a guitar player, drummer and another singer.
Who's with me?
I would book a flight to DC, get my own hotel, and take care of all my my other expenses to play this gig. I need to drink with the guy who posted this ad. Whatever it takes.
Who's with me?
I would book a flight to DC, get my own hotel, and take care of all my my other expenses to play this gig. I need to drink with the guy who posted this ad. Whatever it takes.
Well, under those prerequisites I could play guitar, or drums, or sing. I mean, as long as he’s not looking for talent.
I'm in too.
The bridesmaids line convinced me...just don't tell my wife.
I think you're wrong about needing other instruments...let's all just bring basses...ok, maybe kazoos.
This's gonna be EPIC!
Well, under those prerequisites I could play guitar, or drums, or sing. I mean, as long as he’s not looking for talent.
Now that you mention it, we can just take a bunch of instruments and switch off all night. I like it.
New plan everyone! Matt's handing out job descriptions! Anyone have an oboe? Mine's in the shop.
I'm in too.
The bridesmaids line convinced me...just don't tell my wife.
I think you're wrong about needing other instruments...let's all just bring basses...ok, maybe kazoos.
I can't for the life of me get the intonation set on my kazoo. You got an extra one?
Yeah, I do, but mine is actually (really) in the shop too!
Hey I'm close to DC.
Nothing but basses would be epic. Would have to cover big bottom though.
Nothing but basses would be epic. Would have to cover big bottom though.
Yeah, I do, but mine is actually (really) in the shop too!
What kinda oboe player ain't got no backup?
(Says Twofer realizing the irony that his own joke hinges on his one and only oboe being in the shop....)
Maybe I should bring my contrabassoon instead - I can actually play that a little, almost!
Maybe I should bring my contrabassoon instead - I can actually play that a little, almost!
The farting bedpost! Yes! The band is coming together nicely!
Big Hoss
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If I was independently wealthy, I'd do the gig just for the opportunity to watch the train wreck of a wedding that you can see coming from this... Heck I'd even foot the entire bill for the rest of the band and pay for our own drinks...
I somewhat suspect the show would look something like this though...
I somewhat suspect the show would look something like this though...
Oh man.. If that was around here I would totally grab my band and go do it for the fun of it. My guitarist would be down for the "whorish bridesmaids" alone. Open Bar? I'm in for that!!
Hell.. we would only have to learn the Chicken Dance too.
Hell.. we would only have to learn the Chicken Dance too.
Threadbare Megadeath t shirt is exacty what my loser guitarist wore to our last gig. This may be our big break!
I'll bring my 18 key Casio from the 80's and run it through my Fender Frontman 15.
Tone for minutes!
Tone for minutes!
