Wedding gig available - sounds like fun !

[Jimmy4string]

I don't know... "Suburban hall well liquor" sounds suspicious.
BUT the whorish bridesmaids sound promising!

 

[Engle]

I can't for the life of me get the intonation set on my kazoo. You got an extra one?

Mine melted when I put the lighter up to the bowl...

 

[DirtDog]

Yay! The 1st Annual TalkBass Throwdown Showdown (wherein TB members respond to a cringeworthy gig challenge)!

 

[BassUrges]

I want to do “Billie Jean” at this wedding. And Id bust out “Bad Girlfriend” or “Crazy Bitch” as the mood of the room dictated.

 

[MegaSwing]

Tip jar?

 

[sandman357]

I can't for the life of me get the intonation set on my kazoo. You got an extra one?

What is the best Kazoo for metal?

 

[two fingers]

What is the best Kazoo for metal?

 

[Bass'd on a true story]

I live in DC. I've been really considering buying a trumpet. Anyone wanna accompany me?

 

[ev223]

Serious question.. What is Icelandic Thrash Raga? Cant seem to find much online and i'm genuinely curious

 

[Bluesman88]

I'm in. We need a guitar player, drummer and another singer.

Who's with me?

I would book a flight to DC, get my own hotel, and take care of all my my other expenses to play this gig. I need to drink with the guy who posted this ad. Whatever it takes.

I'm in philly. Not to far of a drive. I'm in. I'll bring an accordian and a coronet. I dont know how to play either. I can bring a guitar, bass, amp, mic whatever. If you guys are serious pm me if you get details. This sounds amazing.

 

[4SG]

Quality post. Love to hang out with that guy. But none of his relatives.

 

[4SG]

Serious question.. What is Icelandic Thrash Raga? Cant seem to find much online and i'm genuinely curious

It's the exact same thing as Icelandic Death Raga but 142 bpm instead of 140 bpm.

 

[basslayer]

They had me at open bar. I'd go in there with a Baja jacket, mirrored sunglasses, joggers and bedroom slippers.

 

[ELG60]

I bought a set of practice bagpipes a few years back which I've yet to try...I'm game.

 

[Davbassdude]

I can sing, play some guitar and have been waiting for an excuse to break out the old trombone! I call dibs on playing bass on "Gimme Three Steps" and "Tuesday's Gone"!

 

[DrThumpenstein]

I want the gig. You know, for the exposure.

 

[Captain Chaos]

Should cover some Steel Panther.

 

[swarfrat]

anyone want to take up fretless?

 

[selowitch]

So not touching this one.

 

[Anne Millington]

Dang it. I need the gig, but only know one wedding song.