This probably comes as no surprise, but he
a) was born with a mustache,
b) filled out his own birth certificate and
c) got a tattoo shortly after to commemorate the event
I, like many of you, was pretty disappointed in Tiger Woods' shameless attempt to upstage the birth of my son, but I take solace in the fact that my male offspring has already been asked out by chicks that turned down Tiger and will probably be able to beat him at golf by tomorrow.
Mike
P.S. My wife's doing well.
a) was born with a mustache,
b) filled out his own birth certificate and
c) got a tattoo shortly after to commemorate the event
I, like many of you, was pretty disappointed in Tiger Woods' shameless attempt to upstage the birth of my son, but I take solace in the fact that my male offspring has already been asked out by chicks that turned down Tiger and will probably be able to beat him at golf by tomorrow.
Mike
P.S. My wife's doing well.
