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[Eric Perry]

^^^ Okay, that was funny.

 

[username n/a]

Geesh, did your wife have an affair with Mr. Bean?

 

[BartmanPDX]

That's fantastic news, Mike! Best of luck to you and the wife.

Have the nurses complained yet about the little one getting grabby?

 

[ChiliPepper]

Congrats Mike !

 

[GeneralElectric]

What Mike failed to mention that the baby was born with a full beard and used a blow torch to trim it down to size.

I wonder how the hospital is taking the fact that the baby procured a pocket knife and carved his birth certificate into the doctor's chest...

 

[mike_v_s]

You went for lunch?

Nice.

While 8.8 lbs is larger than most babies, it might not cut it in the ring.

That's part of the plan. Following the harrowing and public failure of Van Damn That's A Big Baby, I've completely retooled Bad Newz Nurshreez. First, I'm going slightly smaller for speed while retaining the power. Think SEC. Second, and obviously, I'm going with the approach "if you want something done right, you have to do it yourself". There are other tweeks to my program, but I'd rather not give away too much this early.

Mike

 

[capnsandwich]

8 lbs 8 oz and 21.25 long. Around noon today the average intelligence in the hospital jumped a few points.

Mike

8.5 lbs. That's a good healthy weight. Big congrats on the new one. Boys are awesome. Wait until he gets to be around 2 years old. That's when you have to watch what you say around him, (it's fun .)

 

[buzzbass]

nice, congrats. being a dad is the best gig ever.

 

[DaveDeVille]

congrat's !!

 

[hbarcat]

Congrats, Mike!

 

[EricF]

Awesome, Mike!! Enjoy!