Yeah, you gotta' help us out with this one.
For a short time, I played in a band with some kids about half my age. They were 23, when I was 46. We played a series of frat parties and tailgater deals at a local University. Something every week. It was amazing how many inebriated college kids tried to put a beer on my WalkAbout Scout. And if you know anything about how that combo-cab is designed, if a logneck gets turned over on top of one, it would practically funnel beer right through the cooling slots on top to the goods inside. I always imagined there would be a hiss and a pop, and my gig would be prematurely over. So it was a constant battle all night; HEY MAN, DON'T PUT YER BEER ON MY AMP! YEAH YOU, MOVE YER DAM DRINK DUDE! THANKS!
Maybe if I'd kept a pet boa on there...
Hmm... maybe an attack boa would be more effective.