What do carrots have to do with bass?

[MakiSupaStar]

 

[warwick.hoy]

Because TBers subscribe to the philosophy that "the world is YOUR carrot".

But I don't care about any philosophies,....I'm just here for the dick jokes.

 

[ZombieSpacebat]

active or passive? mic'd or DI? what is the best carrot for metal? these are things we need to know!!

 

[jwbassman]

Why doesn't this thread have a poll???????

 

[Phalex]

good theory except, you left out the part about beer consumption totally negating the effects of better night vision.

What effect does alcohol have on the radioactive kind?

I heard Roger Daltry was hopped up on radioactive carrots when he wrote the lyrics for I Can See For Miles.....

 

[EricF]

I seriously don't understand those carrot jokes .

Hi. Welcome to TBOT. You will be taught the secret handshake and the meaning of carrots only when you are ready to understand them. If you don't understand them, you are not yet ready. Asking when these things will happen only delays your progress. You will be served Kool-Aid shortly. Hang on and enjoy the ride.

 

[MakiSupaStar]

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[BioDriver]

Hi. Welcome to TBOT. You will be taught the secret handshake and the meaning of carrots only when you are ready to understand them. If you don't understand them, you are not yet ready. Asking when these things will happen only delays your progress. You will be served Kool-Aid shortly. Hang on and enjoy the ride.

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[Relic]

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[shadowtippy]

You forgot to ask about grilled cheese sandwiches.

 

[Passinwind]

I seriously don't understand

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[rosanne]

carrots are root vegetables

 

[EBodious]

Hi. Welcome to TBOT. You will be taught the secret handshake and the meaning of carrots only when you are ready to understand them. If you don't understand them, you are not yet ready. Asking when these things will happen only delays your progress. You will be served Kool-Aid shortly. Hang on and enjoy the ride.

yes, and when phalex shows up with the corn cob, you will definitely want to hold on to something.

 

[Kwesi]

Hi. Welcome to TBOT. You will be taught the secret handshake and the meaning of carrots only when you are ready to understand them. If you don't understand them, you are not yet ready. Asking when these things will happen only delays your progress. You will be served Kool-Aid shortly. Hang on and enjoy the ride.

+carrots

You will understand when you are ready to understand. Until then seek the truth, not through us, but through yourself. Should you not find it, you were never meant to. Otherwise, it will come in time. This is the way of TBOT.

Surrender yourself - your entire being - to the will of the universe! Then, and only then, can infinite understanding be bestowed upon you. I wish you luck.

 

[Staccato]

To the OP...

Edit: Due a spoiler alert from Kwesi.
Ouch - Don't know what I was thinkin'...

 

[Kwesi]

Dammit, Stacatto! You gon' done ruined the thread !

 

[EBodious]

btw, if carrots are good enough for jessica, they are good enough for me.

 

[EricF]

yes, and when phalex shows up with the corn cob, you will definitely want to hold on to something.

This ^

+carrots

You will understand when you are ready to understand. Until then seek the truth, not through us, but through yourself. Should you not find it, you were never meant to. Otherwise, it will come in time. This is the way of TBOT.

Surrender yourself - your entire being - to the will of the universe! Then, and only then, can infinite understanding be bestowed upon you. I wish you luck.

and that ^

 

[nutdog]

+carrots

You will understand when you are ready to understand. Until then seek the truth, not through us, but through yourself. Should you not find it, you were never meant to. Otherwise, it will come in time. This is the way of TBOT.

Surrender yourself - your entire being - to the will of the universe! Then, and only then, can infinite understanding be bestowed upon you. I wish you luck.

Some of us are holding out. OP, you may be the chosen one spoken of by the prophet.

 

[Phalex]

+carrots

You will understand when you are ready to understand. Until then seek the truth, not through us, but through yourself. Should you not find it, you were never meant to. Otherwise, it will come in time. This is the way of TBOT.

Surrender yourself - your entire being - to the will of the universe! Then, and only then, can infinite understanding be bestowed upon you. I wish you luck.

2/3rds on the tip: If you take that bus, you'll get there! That is some heavy *** **** Kwesi's layin down.