Definition of disease:
a disordered or incorrectly functioning organ, part, structure, or system of the body resulting from the effect of genetic or developmental errors, infection, poisons, nutritional deficiency or imbalance, toxicity, or unfavorable environmental factors; illness; sickness; ailment.
Poisons. BAM! Disease. Affecting an organ. Liver. BAM!
txbasschik, your definition is flawed due to the fact that functioning alcoholics exist. They hold jobs, can be sucessful, no real issues aside from a chemical depedency to alchohol. Though this is rare, it still happens.
My entire family is alchoholics, essentially. Father, mother, grandparents, everyone. With that in mind, I am going to have a difference of opinion than someone who either:
1) Doesn't have any direct contact with alcoholics, or
2) Doesn't have...an unbreakable relation. It's not like you're dating a drunk, whereas you can just ditch them and never deal, they are my family, which I kinda can't get rid of.
I've seen my father attempt to quit cold turkey...not pretty. The shaking of the hands was hard to see, the mood swings weren't fun either, but when he had a seizure in my basement...that was the worst.
The point is, just "taking the bottle away from your lips" isn't exactly enough. Just quitting isn't an option after a certain point.
Alcholism does not begin as a disease. It is a habit, which evolves into a chemical depedecy, and eventually a disease, IMO. Once it reaches the second stage, it falls under Basshole's own classification of them having "ZERO choice in the matter." Actual treatment from medical professionals is key in sucessfully recovering, much like other diseases.
And I was actually waiting for a Mitch Hedberg reference in this thread.