That is almost exactly like I pictured you looking.
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Now I'm just being narcissistic.
Nipple shot from April of this year.
I shaved the beard before taking a flight to Seattle and got through security without being "randomly searched". I got randomly searched in every airport I set foot in last September for a vacation to the East Coast (Home). I had maybe a weeks worth of stubble,...

This is a few days after (blurry) shot while in Seattle.
Here is proof that I do have friends and at one point in time actually did have sideburns. (Stoopid Washington State Department of Agriculture)
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