What does your bass say about you?

[JIO]

My bass told a lady I was staring at her ass.

... or wouldn't it be like it would start de-tuning in the middle of a song if it caught you staring at another 'ladies' ass?

 

[peledog]

It says 'I'm home'

 

[lpdeluxe]

It says "I'm with the old guy."

 

[hardtwister]

My bass says, "Get off TB and practice."

Do it!

 

[Landsharks]

Man, I wish this guy was better than this. This is a little embarrassing!

 

[bassmachine2112]

I wish I could get this monkey off ma back

 

[los100malditos]

My Fender American P Bass says "you rock dude"...! Funny thread!

My Stingray asian copy says "受験者の進路を左右する厳粛な試験問題としうかとい気, with a sand paper you took off my headstock family name and dishonored me " ...! Funny Funny thread!

My Steinberger says "You used to love me very much, I would do ANYTHING for you. ANYTHING. and now i´m sad all the time because you changed. you doesn't love me as much as you did , you are much more mean now, i´m at home all day and you never touch me. and when we are together and i am sad you ask me what's wrong? I´ll say "you don't love me as much, like you used to" and you say "I know.. But I still love you".And Im wondering what I did wrong because since the beginning I've only been falling more and more in love and caring more and more.. And now at I care more, you doesn't" ...! Funny Funny Funny thread! Jajajajajaja.

 

[keyofnight]

"Let's do this."

 

[Tommygun_ted]

Epiphone Flying V- "I wanted to trick dumb girls who can't count strings into thinking that I'm the guitar player"
Gibson Les Paul- "got a job, repeat above"

 

[InternetAlias]

SX - I was cheap enough to search for one and then I got it on a discount. Still playing it!

 

[GrayHatBass]

I got a five string Mexican made jazz deluxe from Fender.

 

[MasterMonkeyMan]

Pedulla - Got a $3k Thunderbass T5 for $800 cause nobody knows who the heck Pedulla is!