What does your bass say about you?

[dfinnegan71]

My 1977 P-bass says about me, "I read somewhere that road worn basses are cool. Actual real road wear is even cooler"

 

[Scott in Dallas]

Used Peavey: I couldn't afford an SX

 

[SherwoodGreen]

My '69 P-Bass says:
"Bring it $$$$ Foderas, Alembics, Ritter, Sadowsky, etc etc. You're ALL awesome, but I will CRUSH you with the tone from my almost 50-year old alder!"

I continually have to tell it to chill!

 

[Jaco Taco]

My 8-string Ric says: "I'm a Progger!"
My custom 6-string says: "I overplay!"

 

[placedesjardins]

...Yamaha = "I couldn't afford a P bass"....

Uh, I am going to kill you with...

...P.s. please don't take this seriously,

Oh, it was a joke? Uh, yeah... hee hee... I was just kidding about the whole killing thing.

 

[FourtyOneHz]

My '69 P-Bass says:
"Bring it $$$$ Foderas, Alembics, Ritter, Sadowsky, etc etc. You're ALL awesome, but I will CRUSH you with the tone from my almost 50-year old alder!"

I continually have to tell it to chill!

You might want to rewrite that, the Alder was probably standing for at least 50 years when it was sacrificed to the bass gods...

 

[schwartzbass]

I play a vigier bass because I like being able to say my bass
is made in France

 

[TheFenderBender]

Does a chrome pickguard on a black pbass count as a normal black pbass?

 

[TheBluePhoenix]

What my Steinberger M series bass says about me: “I love new technology in music.”

 

[thunderstation]

I have a walnut precision bass - does that mean I rest with the squirrels?

 

[angst178]

Dean V bass with custom paint and all electronics and hardware.
I want to be noticed on stage, but I also don't want to sound like garbage. P-bass doesn't do that. They just sound good.

 

[chadds]

My bass says, "Get off TB and practice."

 

[Durockrolly]

My bass says, "I hope that's your belt buckle, not you're happy to see me!"

 

[maturanesa]

Peavey T40="Im strong enough to lift two P Basses at the same time"

 

[tastybasslines]

No ESP? No BC Rich? No Traben? I guess my basses have nothing to say....lol

Your basses say, "I don't care about resale value."

 

[KISSbestfan]

Defil Bass = "I'm a socialist, that doesnt feel good because of the USSR end"

And in real ...

Defil Bass = "I can value every bass, no matter where it was made"

 

[MJ_Sotti]

My 4string Frankenstein Jazz..."5 strings? This guy has enough problems with 4"

 

[PlaysAJunker]

I've been dreading this question..

 

[lbbc]

hmmm...what my basses say:

Alembic Persuader...."I look good and sound better...even if I am older"

Peavey RSB....."glad you decided to upgrade my pickups and have me re-wired...cause I still love to get played"

Pushic....."can't wait to have a new home" (will be here soon)

Come to think of it, they all apply to me:
Sound good even if I'm older, still love to play, and always looking for somewhere new to play...hmmm.....

 

[ecj_bass]

As a Bongo player, aces on their description!