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On an old BMW motorcycle site, I was known as a bit of a hard ass. I wrote one long piece on the beauty of riding, and a lovely lady on the site said that she'd known all along I was just a major softie.
It stuck.

Mine comes from a strange obsession that i have had with Oscar Meyer. Here are my reasons:
1. The weiners that they make are delicious
2. The merch is the best advertising propaganda out there
3. My grandpa worked in a grocery store and got all this Oscar Meyer stuff for free so he passed on to me when i was a little kid.
If anyone has any Oscar Meyer stuff that they don't care for, please PM me (shameless, I know)
Oh, and the 777 is for my Lord.
Usually when a woman calls you "Major Softie" it's something you want to run from.![]()