What taboo or socially unaceptable behavior do you wish wasn't?

[icks]

I wish I could finger my nose with all my dwarf mining skills in front of everyone without any bad look.

 

[MonetBass]

Disciplining other people's kid is alright with me.

+1, and I actually do it. If they don't like it, they can piss off.

Staring at breasts.

I do this, too. If they don't want me to stare, they shouldn't show 'em off.

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Chicks walking around naked.

 

[geeza]

Nose picking.

 

[Bloodhammer]

Having a bush.

 

[MatticusMania]

Having a bush.

I wouldnt call that socially unacceptable.

 

[45acp]

Consuming alcohol at work. With a kegerator I'm sure I would get perfect attendance every year.

 

[Unrepresented]

Consuming alcohol at work. With a kegerator I'm sure I would get perfect attendance every year.

Heck, there'd be tons of times I would wake up at the office!

 

[Bloodhammer]

I wouldnt call that socially unacceptable.

I wasn't talking about me.

 

[MatticusMania]

I wasn't talking about me.

Nor was I

Unless youre referring to shrubberies...

 

[tastybasslines]

I wouldnt call that socially unacceptable.

Me either. A full bush is actually quite in vogue at the moment. At least in the porno world. Take me for example, I have a full bush.

 

[Bloodhammer]

Well I'll be dipped. It must not have caught on here yet. You left coasters are so progressive.

 

[petrus61]

I regretfully smoke cigarettes.

 

[45acp]

Heck, there'd be tons of times I would wake up at the office!

"Waddaya... waddaya... (hiccup) waddaya mean production is down? We've been here all week today!"

 

[michael_atw]

Being morbidly obese, married to your mother, while in a love triangle with a mule.

 

[petrus61]

Being morbidly obese, married to your mother, while in a love triangle with a mule.

Wait....those were your XXX briefs I found behind my headboard?!?!

 

[michael_atw]

Wait....those were your XXX briefs I found behind my headboard?!?!

Was the face of Donkey from "Shrek" on them?

 

[96tbird]

Lots of sexy stuff that used to be ok but is grounds for firing or police involvement these days. Like pinching butt, copping a feel, staring at boobs (as mentioned) and anatomy that resembles dromedary feet.

 

[paste]

Me either. A full bush is actually quite in vogue at the moment. At least in the porno world. Take me for example, I have a full bush.

Dude, what kind of pr0n are you looking at? Most pr0n stars these days are Mr. Clean clean.

Source: I watch a lot of it.

 

[paste]

Also, is it true that even the typed out word "porn" on a page will set off a tripwire for some of you guys at work?