Unknown year Jay Turser Fender-clone. I had $100 to spend and it was $95. I searched all the stores in town for used pieces and this raggedy piece had the straightest neck I could find regardless of price. The pick guard was so warped that it touched the underside of the strings. The strings were corroded, orange and furry. I ended up cutting the pick guard and saving a portion of it (mostly the bit around the controls) and slapping on a cheap set of Ernie Bass Power Slinky round wound strings after a thorough clean up, maintenance tightening of hardware and lube of the tuning mechanisms. I did a home set up using a friend's old bass strings as nut files and dialed everything in as tight and low as I could. I ended up gigging the thing for about six years and can't say how many times over it had paid for itself. The only real work that it required along its journey was a relining of the electronics cavity and occasional truss rod adjustments. It saw several versions of 1/4 round thumb rests made out to scrap house moldings and at least two iterations of a ramp made of different materials. At one point, I literally drilled the body through the cavity and bolted on a 2.5lb free weight to fight the neck dive and stabilize the thing. A true frankenbass. It died in the desert, just south of Death Valley. The neck developed a wiggle around the 5th-7th fret on the G side that was getting progressively worse and the body began to crack apart. When I finally purchased a replacement (G. Gould GGi-5 Rainbow Trout), I hung the old bass in a dead tree in the front yard for the sun to consume. There is something to be said for a good beater. I learned what I liked and what didn't work for me. I was never afraid to experiment with it. It always served when called upon.