What weighs more, warning this thread is troll bait

[BassFishingInAmerica]

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
So, the answer is gold ... just because.

 

[S-Bigbottom]

 

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Troll cake made with real trolls? YUMM!

Whenever I get to feel this way, try to find new words to say. I think about the bad old days we used to know.

Funny, I recorded that tune not so long ago. Didn't realize anyone else remembered it.

 

[Fat Freddy]

 

[guy n. cognito]

Sigh. Welcome to TB.

 

[Passinwind]

I shot the carrot,
But I swear it was in self defense.

 

[Drgonzonm]

What weighs more:
1 an oz of gold or an oz of feathers
2 a pound of gold or pound of feathers
3 a gram of gold or a gram of feathers.

Above question has a practical reason.
Are we considering buying "My Pillows" for investment? Or are we looking for 24carrot gold to buy?

Just for @Passinwind I misspelled karets.

 

[Fat Freddy]

Sigh. Welcome to TB.

Made me laugh....

 

[J-Bassomatic]

What color was Washington's white hoarse?

 

[ZenG]

 

[Yango]

Flats are worth their weight in gold, yet are as light as a feather.

Something else to be considered is the precision of the scale being used.

 

[Munjibunga]

In each of the three circumstances, which would fall faster in a vacuum under gravity?

 

[Munjibunga]

I shot the carrot,
But I swear it was in self defense.

I shot my elbow ...

 

[Bryan R. Tyler]

In each of the three circumstances, which would fall faster in a vacuum under gravity?

That depends- is the vacuum a Dyson or a Hoover?

 

[Munjibunga]

That depends- is the vacuum a Dyson or a Hoover?

Oreck.

 

[James Collins]

What weighs more:
1 an oz of gold or an oz of feathers
2 a pound of gold or pound of feathers
3 a gram of gold or a gram of feathers.

What kind of feathers?

 

[ArtechnikA]

What kind of feathers?

Swallow.

 

[Bryan R. Tyler]

Swallow.

This right here is what they call a layup.

 

[hbarcat]

Whenever I get to feel this way, try to find new words to say. I think about the bad old days we used to know.

Awesome song from Jethro Tull's 1st album, "Stand up". My current band plays this and its a real crowd pleaser, but it's so obscure we usually get people coming up to us asking what was the name of that song and who wrote it.

 

[JohnDeereJack]

Swallow.

That's what she said!